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Over the weekend I was at a party, and I had too much to drink and lost my inhibitions. I started farting audibly at random times. During a movie. Having a piece of cake in the kitchen. While someone was playing a computer game. Apparently I once tooted so hard that the people next to me felt the couch vibrate. Well, a few people got upset. One girl started lighting incense eventhough my gas didn't smell. I don't understand why some people got so disgusted. There was one guy puking in the toilet all night long for goodness sake! No one got mad at him. Plus I thought all of us were close, i thought i could let a few fly without being judged! Eventually I was asked to leave. They didn't even bother hugging me as I left. We always give goodbye hugs.
Were my friends being unreasonable?
I hope this is a joke and you're trolling. You got asked to leave because you were too drunk and making an ass of yourself. Some guys do this by making gross passes at women. Some guys do this by being meanassed drunks. You did this by flatulence. The guy who was throwing up was just drunk, and not necessarily making an ass of himself.
Over the weekend I was at a party, and I had too much to drink and lost my inhibitions. I started farting audibly at random times. During a movie. Having a piece of cake in the kitchen. While someone was playing a computer game. Apparently I once tooted so hard that the people next to me felt the couch vibrate. Well, a few people got upset. One girl started lighting incense eventhough my gas didn't smell. I don't understand why some people got so disgusted. There was one guy puking in the toilet all night long for goodness sake! No one got mad at him. Plus I thought all of us were close, i thought i could let a few fly without being judged! Eventually I was asked to leave. They didn't even bother hugging me as I left. We always give goodbye hugs.
Were my friends being unreasonable?
So you took the relationship to the next level by introducing the "pre-hug persistent farting" routine? You gotta wait at least the third or fourth party before you can try that stunt... ...
I don't understand. Were you farting loudly at a party on purpose? Was it just too much trouble to try to control yourself? You sound like a nasty, slovenly drunk. And you're not even embarrassed about it.
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