Catching Your Parents (kiss, grandma, brother, sister)
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A six-year-old girl came to the breakfast table one morning with a troubled look on her face. Her mother poured the little girl's orange juice and asked, "Emily, what's wrong?"
"Mommy, last night I heard noises coming from your bedroom. When I came in there, you and daddy were naked and you were on top of him screaming. Were you wrestling or something?"
The mother thought for a moment and then replied.
"No, Sweetie. That's just how we get babies."
The girl thought about it for a second, then spoke again.
"But, Mommy, then you got off him and put his thing in your mouth." The mother thought again.
A six-year-old girl came to the breakfast table one morning with a troubled look on her face. Her mother poured the little girl's orange juice and asked, "Emily, what's wrong?"
"Mommy, last night I heard noises coming from your bedroom. When I came in there, you and daddy were naked and you were on top of him screaming. Were you wrestling or something?"
The mother thought for a moment and then replied.
"No, Sweetie. That's just how we get babies."
The girl thought about it for a second, then spoke again.
"But, Mommy, then you got off him and put his thing in your mouth." The mother thought again.
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and lovingly to his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother or sister." The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"
No way. Parents are devout catholics, they even started sleeping in separate rooms after me and my brother reached mid-teens.
And as long back as I remember, they slept in separate beds in the same room, in my kiddo years, like 9, 10 and the like.
Even to this day I ask mom how Dad managed it, coz mom was extremely hot in her youth and 30s. People still think she is my older sister and when I put such questions I always get a slap. A slight admonishing one.
Yes, I walked in on my parents a few weeks after I moved out and was living on campus at college. I was home for the weekend, and my neice was sleeping over. When she woke up, I went to go take her to my mom so I could go back to sleep. I heard noises but stupid me opened the door anyway...
When they came downstairs for breakfast, I couldn't look at them. We never mentioned it.
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and lovingly to his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother or sister." The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"
Here's another one. Two parents take their son to the zoo. At one point, at the elephant cage, the father walks off to buy a soda. While the boy and his mother wait, he points to the protuberance between the elephant's hind legs and asks, "Mom, what's that?"
The mother blushes and says, "That's nothing, Sweetie."
A moment later, the Dad strolls up. The boy asks his father the same question.
Here's another one. Two parents take their son to the zoo. At one point, at the elephant cage, the father walks off to buy a soda. While the boy and his mother wait, he points to the protuberance between the elephant's hind legs and asks, "Mom, what's that?"
The mother blushes and says, "That's nothing, Sweetie."
A moment later, the Dad strolls up. The boy asks his father the same question.
"Why that's a penis, son."
"Oh. So why did mom say that it was nothing."
"Because, son, I've spoiled that woman."
OH you gotta love that one.
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and when I put such questions I always get a slap. A slight admonishing one.
