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Old 05-18-2006, 08:46 AM
 
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This is just for fun

You Might Be A Redneck If ...

... you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck.
... the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
... you think "manual labor" is a Spanish ambassador
... your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language
... you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.
... you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
... your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
... you no longer drink wine ever since the ***** cap got caught up your nose.
... you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
... that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
... your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
... you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
... you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
... your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
... you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
... taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
... you’ve got more than one relative named “Darryl”.
... you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
... on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
... you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.
... your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
... your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
... your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
... your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.
... you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
... you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.
... you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
... your **** collection is also called the family videos.
... your screen name is JohnDeere.
... you think the unibomber was a wrestler.
... you think the quarterhorse is the ride outside of Wal-Mart.
... you've ever gotten a "lap" dance from your sister!
... the fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest!
... your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
... you decorate the lawn mower with red Christmas lights at Halloween.
... you think Iraq is a high performance Camaro.
... your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A.
... your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishin' lures.
... you think that "loaden up the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
... your pick-up is at least 3 colors.
... all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.
... you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat.
... both your house and car are on blocks.
... the words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows.
... your dog can open a beer can for you.
... you thought Texas A&M is a root beer made in Texas.
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Old 05-18-2006, 10:14 AM
 
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just hate that rude pushy attitude though
you can best believe the natives do to...
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Old 05-18-2006, 11:26 PM
 
Location: East central NC
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Originally Posted by nascarnancy
That's what's going in our garage that we are going to build, a 69 Z28 302

Law, dem po yankees gots a Chevy widda Fode motor in it, Law mercy!
What will they brang down here next?
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:26 AM
 
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Originally Posted by clodhopper
Law, dem po yankees gots a Chevy widda Fode motor in it, Law mercy!
What will they brang down here next?
Chevrolet built a 302ci motor from 67 to 69 to qualify to participate in trans am racing. The only car you could get that motor in was a Camaro RPO code Z/28.
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:32 AM
 
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Originally Posted by Markh
This is just for fun

You Might Be A Redneck If ...

... you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck.
... the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
... you think "manual labor" is a Spanish ambassador
... your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language
... you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.
... you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
... your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
... you no longer drink wine ever since the ***** cap got caught up your nose.
... you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
... that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
... your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
... you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
... you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
... your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
... you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
... taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
... you’ve got more than one relative named “Darryl”.
... you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
... on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
... you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.
... your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
... your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
... your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
... your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.
... you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
... you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.
... you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
... your **** collection is also called the family videos.
... your screen name is JohnDeere.
... you think the unibomber was a wrestler.
... you think the quarterhorse is the ride outside of Wal-Mart.
... you've ever gotten a "lap" dance from your sister!
... the fairground's main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest!
... your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
... you decorate the lawn mower with red Christmas lights at Halloween.
... you think Iraq is a high performance Camaro.
... your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A.
... your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishin' lures.
... you think that "loaden up the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
... your pick-up is at least 3 colors.
... all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.
... you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat.
... both your house and car are on blocks.
... the words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows.
... your dog can open a beer can for you.
... you thought Texas A&M is a root beer made in Texas.
you mow your lawn and find a car
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:34 AM
 
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Originally Posted by RedNC
Chevrolet built a 302ci motor from 67 to 69 to qualify to participate in trans am racing. The only car you could get that motor in was a Camaro RPO code Z/28.
Don't mess with Nascarnancy, my daddy done taught me right. Plus I have a gearhead for a husband. Thanks RedNC
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Old 05-19-2006, 05:07 PM
 
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Just thought i'd clear up a few southern speaking errors I saw earlier in the thread..

y'all is a contraction for "You All". It's spelled y'all, not ya'll.

It is plural, not singular. You wouldn't tell one person "Nice to meet y'all", you would say that to a group of people. Plural possessive form would be "yall's", not nessecarily "all y'all's".

Have a nice day
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:12 PM
 
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Originally Posted by anonymous
Just thought i'd clear up a few southern speaking errors I saw earlier in the thread..

y'all is a contraction for "You All". It's spelled y'all, not ya'll.

It is plural, not singular. You wouldn't tell one person "Nice to meet y'all", you would say that to a group of people. Plural possessive form would be "yall's", not nessecarily "all y'all's".

Have a nice day
I did realize after the first few times that I had been spelling y'all wrong. Don't want to get myself in trouble before I even get there.
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Old 05-20-2006, 05:18 PM
 
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I thought it was spelled yawl
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Old 05-20-2006, 05:53 PM
 
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nah, it's spelled y'all. It's pronounced as "yawl". Most northerners pronounce it more like "yoll", though.
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