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07-26-2006, 01:59 PM
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Simple. It's to much effort and my mom lives to far  But wait, that is why I agreed to get married in the first place was for the benefits right 
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That' so funny. My husband and I have an age gap and he's always telling me that when he retires, I need to continue working for several more years after that for the purpose of having medical benefits. Guess he didn't marry me for my looks, but just my benefits. Didn't realize they were that valueable. 
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07-26-2006, 02:00 PM
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they also work great on the metal part of sliders, french doors, windows. even vinyl. love them
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and a coworker of mine said that he uses it on his tile grout in his shower. that's definitely an area to try out.
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07-26-2006, 02:01 PM
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All in good fun.  ........
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Absolutely....  It's good that we can all laugh about it.
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07-26-2006, 02:01 PM
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That' so funny. My husband and I have an age gap and he's always telling me that when he retires, I need to continue working for several more years after that for the purpose of having medical benefits. Guess he didn't marry me for my looks, but just my benefits. Didn't realize they were that valueable. 
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That's funny. But gravity comes into play if your younger. He knows what happens to women his age. For me my wife is older. I needed mom to pick up my clothes and she lives to far (2 miles).  So Dr 90210 will help out in those areas. I call it a win-win
I can only imagine the trouble if she read this I would be in
Ps. For those who know me know I am joking...
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07-26-2006, 02:05 PM
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You mean there is a place to put it? Its called the sink right  If the seat is left down, how will the dog get his water  It serves as a dual purpose 
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I can't stop laughing at this. I don't have a dog, but two cats, one of which acts like a dog and if I leave the sit up by any crazy chance, she's right there leaning half her body in the water to play. The worst is walking into the bathroom barefoot and stepping right into little puddles of water. YUKKK 
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07-26-2006, 02:09 PM
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I can't stop laughing at this. I don't have a dog, but two cats, one of which acts like a dog and if I leave the sit up by any crazy chance, she's right there leaning half her body in the water to play. The worst is walking into the bathroom barefoot and stepping right into little puddles of water. YUKKK 
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Speaking of which. I have a good joke I always play on her and it works every time. Before we go to bed, I use the bathroom and make sure she knows, like talking to her while I am going (#1). Then I splash water all over the seat so in the middle of the night when she gets up and sits down  I hear, "oh my gosh, can you lift the lid...sick!" works every time 
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07-26-2006, 02:17 PM
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Speaking of which. I have a good joke I always play on her and it works every time. Before we go to bed, I use the bathroom and make sure she knows, like talking to her while I am going (#1). Then I splash water all over the seat so in the middle of the night when she gets up and sits down  I hear, "oh my gosh, can you lift the lid...sick!" works every time 
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You are warped. But the funny thing is that when I first read this, I thought you were referring to your dog, until you mentioned that she spoke, which at that point I put 2 and 2 together. Sorry, it's just way too late in the day to be thinking straight.
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07-26-2006, 02:17 PM
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and a coworker of mine said that he uses it on his tile grout in his shower. that's definitely an area to try out.
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ooooooooh thats a good one!!!!! 
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07-26-2006, 02:24 PM
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ya know, i was thinking the same thing. If my husband reads this tonite, he's not going to be to happy!!
but seriously, i think we've all needed a good laugh, a little comic relief. Thanks Guys.
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07-26-2006, 02:26 PM
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You are warped. But the funny thing is that when I first read this, I thought you were referring to your dog, until you mentioned that she spoke, which at that point I put 2 and 2 together. Sorry, it's just way too late in the day to be thinking straight.
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It was "is" funny! 
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