A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits and
jam, when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on bubble gum, sits down next
to him. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole
slice?"
Southerner: "Yep.
"Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
then transform them into biscuits and send them to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in
silence. The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam, and then send it down South."
Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?
"Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use'em?
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em
down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
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