congratulations and good luck to NEPA's ScranBarre.. (Scranton: apartment, school)

[Retired Law 08]

Best wishes to scranbarre on his new career move...now go out there and
show the world you can do it!...stay in touch with the NEPA posters...
and keep posting on NEPA forum...

[DowntownJerseyCity]

Congrats, Paul! Go down to NoVA and show those boys what a King's Alum is made of.

[ScranBarre]

Originally Posted by DowntownJerseyCity

Congrats, Paul! Go down to NoVA and show those boys what a King's Alum is made of.

Would this happen to be our old pal HobokenGuy? Actually, I attribute my King's education largely for permitting me to land this great opportunity, especially considering the college attracted this agency to recruit here on campus. Pending the successful clearance of a Federal background check the job is mine. I'll be working as an auditor to help ensure that the tax payers aren't being royally screwed by military defense contractors.

Don't worry, Retired Law, I'll still be poking my nose into the forum. Wow! If I get called an "outsider" NOW by the Scranton people for living eight miles outside the city then just wait until I'm adding my commentary while living four hours away! LOL!

[Summering]

Hey, you can do it. It just feels quite strange for awhile. Like me here in SC talking about the happenings at home.
So I see you picked a town......Have you found an apartment? I know the first thing you will write us about "traffic" because you ain't seen nothin' yet living in Scranton....
I know by the time we hit VA. in January we are stripping ourselves of clothing layers........so get ready to strip.....( Pun intended...lol)

[okaydorothy]

Good luck Paul. you will do great.
I am going back to school in sept to do accounting. Maybe I will apply for a fed job in 3-4 years and meet you.

have fun, the world is your oyster.

Good luck
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[maddie10]

Good luck Paul, I know that you will do well in your new job. Look forward to updates on your new adventure in life :-D

[karen_s]

Good luck with the new job Paul!

[mathjak107]

paul i must have missed it,,,, whats the deal? accounting job? where?

[Jungle George]

Q. How do you drive an accountant absolutely insane?
A. Tie him to a chair, and fold a road map up wrong in front of him.
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Q. Why did the Accountant cross the road?
A. To bore the people on the other side!
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he does not have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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Q. Why do audit firms only have 10 minute coffee breaks?
A. If the breaks were longer, they'd have to retrain all the staff.
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Q. Why do Accountant's make good lovers?
A. They're great with their figures.
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Q. What is the difference between a CPA and a shopping cart?
A. A CPA holds more beverage.
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Q. What do you call an Accountant who marries an Actuary?
A. A Social Climber.
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Q. What does an accountant use for birth control?
A. His personality.
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May your pencil never need sharpening, your pen never dry out, & your calculator never need adjusting!!!

[rcb1966]

Congrats to a fellow King's alum.....BS Accounting 1988