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Old 04-29-2011, 06:24 AM
 
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This Tuesday a man in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart in Stafford and handed the jugs to people outside.

No news whether or not he was cited with a moo-ving violation. Or why he had a beef with Wal-Mart. And as long as I'm milking this.... did the store manager have a cow about it?


Man in cow suit steals milk - UPI.com
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:59 AM
 
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Default What?

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta plead ignorance on this thing...."
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:25 AM
 
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Without SKIMming the subject, I think this news story has been pasteurized to no end
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:45 AM
 
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When the cops caught up with him, did they lay on the horn as they pulled abreast?
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:54 AM
 
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As the officers steered him into the police car, he tried to butter them up. But he didn't give the full 2 Percent. Or even 1 Percent. So finally he just begged "Please don't cream me."
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:55 AM
 
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You have to wonder how this guy carried 26 gallons of milk out of the store, anyway. Just how big is this cow costume?
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:26 AM
 
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Without the supporting link, I'm sure people would have thought the story was a bunch of bull.
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:28 AM
 
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You have to wonder how this guy carried 26 gallons of milk out of the store, anyway. Just how big is this cow costume?
They make these things called shopping carts, you see...

It was a case of putting the cart before the cow.
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:19 AM
 
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They make these things called shopping carts, you see...

It was a case of putting the cart before the cow.
Ooooh! Bada bing, bada boom!

Or should I say Cow-a-bunga?
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:01 PM
 
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So just out of curiosity...

If you happened to be standing outside a Wal-Mart, and a cow burst out the front door tossing gallons of milk to everyone around, would you take one? Especially from a cow being chased by security?



I think he must have been drinking something... and I don't think it was milk...
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