Where's normie? (home, garden, train)

[Caladium]

Ok, the Gov. of South Carolina disappears for a few days, that's wierd.

But I know something even harder to explain, normie has disappeared. That's REALLY wierd! She's ALWAYS here, morning, noon, and night. And she always tells us when she goes on a trip. So obviously she was either whisked away by aliens or she went down to Argentina with Mark Sanford. While we ponder this mystery I think we should come up with a few colorful explanations for this unexplained disappearance!

[VRE332]

Hey Gov, you better come back, the news is all over this. Not like there's really anything going on in SC anyways, but just be home for the cameras. She's probably out in her garden picking tomatos

[VRE332]

Poll: Where's Scranbarre? He's writing a book on the Quick Reply window about how bad the transportation is in Nova

[Samara11]

Originally Posted by vre332

poll: Where's scranbarre? He's writing a book on the quick reply window about how bad the transportation is in nova

lol

[540_804]

LOL @ "She's been going round and round the beltway for 3 days, nobody will let her switch lanes to exit"

I almost died laughing when I read that.

[VRE332]

Originally Posted by 540_804

LOL @ "She's been going round and round the beltway for 3 days, nobody will let her switch lanes to exit"

I almost died laughing when I read that.

yea same here, that was a good laugh

[normie]

lol i liked the secretagent one. hahahahaha gotta love you guys. truth is boring, i hurt my shoulder kayaking and cant type well. so just lurking until i heal. be careful on the river, current is very very strong i'm luckyall i hurt was my shouklder.

[VRE332]

Now the governor said he cheated on his wife. Can these politicans shut up?

[Caladium]

Normie, good to hear from you. I always knew you were a secret agent. Retiree, yah right, talk about the perfect cover up. Anyway, glad to know you're ok, and hope your shoulder heals soon.

ps. sorry about the Mark Sanford jokes, I posted this right before he 'fessed up. It's been funny to hear that story all day right up until now. Now it doesn't seem funny at all.

[normie]

my story's wierder than sanford's. i went to silver springs to meet my kayak buddies and took the redline of course. then got hurt, so we went to an emergency room in maryland. sent a quick message home that i was in an accident and at the hospital but i was ok and i'd be home soon. had no idea there had been a train accident the same afternoon. everyone thought that's what happened to me. my neighbor even said she saw me on tv, walking down the train tracks. hope the lady she thought was me was at least good looking, lol. lots of confusion here monday night, let me tell you.