[_redbird_]

Everybody cooking?

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

[mkfarnam]

Do we have anyone who camped out at one of these stores.

I should have offer my Tent-4-Rent.

HAPPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE.

No over eatin' now......ya' hear..

[_redbird_]

We enjoyed your company for Thanksgiving, Karibear! Even if you did swipe my smokes. Next time we will have to go to a place of your choosing for eats.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by redbird4848

We enjoyed your company for Thanksgiving, Karibear! Even if you did swipe my smokes. Next time we will have to go to a place of your choosing for eats.

Smokes. you mean you 2 smoke!!?

[karibear]

Originally Posted by redbird4848

We enjoyed your company for Thanksgiving, Karibear! Even if you did swipe my smokes. Next time we will have to go to a place of your choosing for eats.

I enjoyed it, too. And if the smokes are that important, I'll give them back! I'll even give back the lighter, too.

[karibear]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Smokes. you mean you 2 smoke!!?

There aren't all that many legal vices left to enjoy, you know. And if he didn't want to risk me swiping them, he shouldn't pick the same kind I do, even if it's a different brand.

[mkfarnam]

Oh well, I do too From what I've heard, most of the women on this forum either Dips or chews skoal or Copenhagen.

[karibear]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Oh well, I do too From what I've heard, most of the women on this forum either Dips or chews skoal or Copenhagen.

Don't forget cigars, too.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by karibear

Don't forget cigars, too.

Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiperillos.

[karibear]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiperillos.

Blast it, now that jingle is running through my mind! Was that one for Lucky Strike? I remember the little guy who did the 'Call for Philip Morris' and I can see her with her box of smokes, but I can't remember the brand. Now it's gonna bug me until I do.