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12-15-2007, 07:10 AM
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Telling it like it is....
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Originally Posted by redbird4848
Those books are nasty, worse than penthouse forum letters! I used to work in a library and all the harlequin books were hot items, no matter how old the paperback, some female would come in and pick up 9 or 15 to read.
I perused one once.... OMG!!  It looks like this:
Jack wore short pants and a tight v-neck tshirt. Jack's long sleek legs glistened in the sun as he strode purposefully towards me with his blue eyes boring holes in my soul. His eyes tapped into my soul, removing my inner sadness, my empty vacant lot of a heart was stirring once again, like a cloud before a downpour. My whole body trembled as he held his hand out and said,....
YOUR TOILETS FIXED MA'AM, IF THERE"S ANY MORE TROUBLE, JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR BILL. |
I think I'm gonna barf!
M. |
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12-15-2007, 09:36 AM
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Queen of catfish
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hughes County, Oklahoma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redbird4848
Those books are nasty, worse than penthouse forum letters! I used to work in a library and all the harlequin books were hot items, no matter how old the paperback, some female would come in and pick up 9 or 15 to read.
I perused one once.... OMG!! It looks like this:
Jack wore short pants and a tight v-neck tshirt. Jack's long sleek legs glistened in the sun as he strode purposefully towards me with his blue eyes boring holes in my soul. His eyes tapped into my soul, removing my inner sadness, my empty vacant lot of a heart was stirring once again, like a cloud before a downpour. My whole body trembled as he held his hand out and said,....
YOUR TOILETS FIXED MA'AM, IF THERE"S ANY MORE TROUBLE, JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR BILL. |
LOL, Redbird. You forgot to mention how Jack's hair looked, though. |
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12-15-2007, 12:33 PM
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Rhapsody in Blue
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Deep fried Okrahoma
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Originally Posted by peggydavis
LOL, Redbird. You forgot to mention how Jack's hair looked, though.
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Ah yes, his golden tresses flowing in the wind, off his shoulder and just slightly covering his smoldering eyes...
We used to laugh because one young guy would come in and check out about 25 paperbacks at a time.  Guess he was too young to buy Hustler.
OH CG! Don't act like your wife doesn't like romance novels! You know she likes candle lit dinners where you whisper sweet Linux codes into her ears!! |
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12-15-2007, 01:30 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Originally Posted by redbird4848
Ah yes, his golden tresses flowing in the wind, off his shoulder and just slightly covering his smoldering eyes...
We used to laugh because one young guy would come in and check out about 25 paperbacks at a time. Guess he was too young to buy Hustler.
OH CG! Don't act like your wife doesn't like romance novels! You know she likes candle lit dinners where you whisper sweet Linux codes into her ears!! |
And the light summer wind blew reveiling his bald spot.  |
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12-15-2007, 01:35 PM
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Get rid of that stinkin thinkin!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fort Worth/Dallas
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Originally Posted by mkfarnam
And the light summer wind blew reveiling his bald spot. |
That would be me then, with the bald spot...  |
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12-15-2007, 01:54 PM
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Rhapsody in Blue
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Deep fried Okrahoma
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and no mention of the plumbers crack...
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12-15-2007, 03:41 PM
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Get rid of that stinkin thinkin!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fort Worth/Dallas
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and no mention of the plumbers crack...
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I don't have plumber's crack. I keep that concealed for my wife. |
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12-15-2007, 04:54 PM
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Rhapsody in Blue
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Location: Deep fried Okrahoma
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Synopse, I finally downloaded the DOWNLOAD MGR, and downloaded the GIMP.
I thank you kindly for the friendly tips and the links. Now, where is that user manual.... |
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12-15-2007, 05:34 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Originally Posted by redbird4848
Synopse, I finally downloaded the DOWNLOAD MGR, and downloaded the GIMP.
I thank you kindly for the friendly tips and the links. Now, where is that user manual.... |
If it slows your computer down any more then usual, just "defrag" your hard disc.
I downloaded "Gimp" but when I restored my computer, defragmented and cleaned up the disc, it went with it.
So I'll have to download it again. |
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12-15-2007, 06:29 PM
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Queen of catfish
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Location: Hughes County, Oklahoma
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More headache producing talk.
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