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12-09-2007, 12:36 PM
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Get rid of that stinkin thinkin!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fort Worth/Dallas
11,911 posts, read 9,523,182 times
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Anybody Moving to Oklahoma
Needs to listen to a little Roy D. Mercer....
"How big a boy are ya?"
Roy D. Mercer's Virtual Double-Wide
Some "Royisms"
It ain't funny.
I'll knock a lung loose.
I'm gonna be on you like ugly on a Baldwin brother.
You're about to git yer dough popped.
I'll be on you like rust on a pump handle.
I'm gonna tear you a new corn chute.
I'll kick yer ass so hard you'll have to clear yer throat to fart.
I'm tougher 'n a two dollar steak.
I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.
For what it's worth. Roy D. Mercer is a Tulsa Radio DJ. He is funny as all get out. He has several CDs that are just hilarious. I had one until I lost it somehow. It's here somewhere, among the thousands of untitled CDs I have laying around...
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12-09-2007, 12:42 PM
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Get rid of that stinkin thinkin!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fort Worth/Dallas
11,911 posts, read 9,523,182 times
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12-09-2007, 01:21 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
3,728 posts, read 3,321,116 times
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That was so funny. I listened to them all.
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12-09-2007, 01:25 PM
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Curmudgeon
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Pawnee Nation
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I liked the one where he tells Goldberg he is going to come down and whip his ass.......
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12-09-2007, 01:34 PM
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Get rid of that stinkin thinkin!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fort Worth/Dallas
11,911 posts, read 9,523,182 times
Reputation: 4740
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodpasture
I liked the one where he tells Goldberg he is going to come down and whip his ass.......
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Actually, it's "whoop."  I love this guy. His CDs are even funnier. The stuff on myspace is mild. |
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12-09-2007, 01:53 PM
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Real Estate Agent
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: OK and Cape Cod, MA
1,401 posts, read 838,231 times
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One of my favorites is the one with the gay dog. And the one with the old barber .....
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12-09-2007, 02:01 PM
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Telling it like it is....
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Join Date: Nov 2007
1,989 posts, read 1,281,360 times
Reputation: 361
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Sounds like OK's answer to "Larry The Cable Guy.
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12-09-2007, 03:28 PM
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Queen of catfish
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hughes County, Oklahoma
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I haven't heard him in a while. I can't believe anyone would not recognize him when he calls. He is so funny!
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12-10-2007, 12:09 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: NM
394 posts, read 273,583 times
Reputation: 186
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That was fun. |
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12-10-2007, 04:32 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
3,728 posts, read 3,321,116 times
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Is he actually on the radio somewhere or do I have to just buy his cds? I would love to listen to him.
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