Anybody Moving to Oklahoma (Tulsa: title, buy , radio)

[Synopsis]

Needs to listen to a little Roy D. Mercer....

"How big a boy are ya?"

Roy D. Mercer's Virtual Double-Wide

Some "Royisms"

It ain't funny.

I'll knock a lung loose.

I'm gonna be on you like ugly on a Baldwin brother.

You're about to git yer dough popped.

I'll be on you like rust on a pump handle.

I'm gonna tear you a new corn chute.

I'll kick yer ass so hard you'll have to clear yer throat to fart.

I'm tougher 'n a two dollar steak.

I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.

For what it's worth. Roy D. Mercer is a Tulsa Radio DJ. He is funny as all get out. He has several CDs that are just hilarious. I had one until I lost it somehow. It's here somewhere, among the thousands of untitled CDs I have laying around...

[Synopsis]

Check out this myspace where you can listen to several of Roy D (Dam) Mercer's prank calls. He's hilarious!

MySpace.com - Roy D. Mercer - Tulsa, Oklahoma - Comedy / Experimental / Classic Rock - www.myspace.com/roydmercer

[jessaka]

That was so funny. I listened to them all.

[Goodpasture]

I liked the one where he tells Goldberg he is going to come down and whip his ass.......

[Synopsis]

Originally Posted by Goodpasture

I liked the one where he tells Goldberg he is going to come down and whip his ass.......

Actually, it's "whoop." I love this guy. His CDs are even funnier. The stuff on myspace is mild.

[Schousse]

One of my favorites is the one with the gay dog. And the one with the old barber .....

[TheComputerGuy]

Sounds like OK's answer to "Larry The Cable Guy.

M.

[peggydavis]

I haven't heard him in a while. I can't believe anyone would not recognize him when he calls. He is so funny!

[Choctaw2]

That was fun.

[jessaka]

Is he actually on the radio somewhere or do I have to just buy his cds? I would love to listen to him.