[TheComputerGuy]

Originally Posted by LadyRobyn

And the alligators in the sewers...

Heck... They have those everywhere!
OK doesn't own the patent on those.

[LadyRobyn]

Originally Posted by TheComputerGuy

Heck... They have those everywhere!
OK doesn't own the patent on those.

But we catch 'em and take pictures...

[TheComputerGuy]

Originally Posted by LadyRobyn

But we catch 'em and take pictures...

Well no.....

YOU take pictures...
(Although I haven't seen them yet...)
That should win the next contest!

I'd post more pics, but I'm not from OK.... Yet!
(PS... Thanks!)

[techienomad]

Originally Posted by LadyRobyn

And the alligators in the sewers...

Hey I remember that movie. The alligator was the size of submarine roaming the streets.

[mkfarnam]

(8 mo's later)...Well, have you slowed the influx of Californians down yet?

We're only here for "a better life". (LadyRobyn, if the illegals have that phrase copy righted, please delete it)


I hear those alligators are getting rampant.


HAPPY THANKS GIVING everyone

[techienomad]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

(8 mo's later)...Well, have you slowed the influx of Californians down yet?

We're only here for "a better life". (LadyRobyn, if the illegals have that phrase copy righted, please delete it)


I hear those alligators are getting rampant.


HAPPY THANKS GIVING everyone

I'm only here to do the jobs that native Oklahomans won't do.

[Synopsis]

Hey, we're coming upon a very special time and I want to wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving!

[colleeng47]

Indeed. With the economy the way it is, we should be thankful we have a roof over our heads, food on the table, and a paycheck. So many Americans are facing anxiety this holiday. Maybe we'll all appreciate more what we have, and not worry about what we don't have.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

[pirate_lafitte]

Originally Posted by LadyRobyn

They've started bringing EARTHQUAKES!!!

Earthquake reported in southern Oklahoma

(gotta blame somebody... )

Not funny!

Earthquakes have nothing to do with who moves to a place.

Besides, didn't many Oklahomans move to California?

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by pirate_lafitte

Not funny!

Earthquakes have nothing to do with who moves to a place.

Besides, didn't many Oklahomans move to California?

She was only kidding because she came from California.
Besides...most of the people moving to Ok. from CA. are originally from OK.

---------------------------------
My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could
think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and
put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot,

I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said


"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!