I think you should just tell him the truth....
OK is a big giant arid, flat wasteland full of rednecks.
No one in their right mind would want to live there.
(Unless they were from OH.)
There are no modern conveniences and absolutely no culture
whatsoever. The people are crude, there are no paved roads,
and the whole state smells funny.
It's a good thing that there are so many tornadoes....
Otherwise the bugs would take over.
And non of tha peepoles cain't reed or rite...
There's not a worst place on the planet to live.
P.S.
The comments above do not necessarily reflect the views of the author...
He's just practicing the new "OK Population Control Project" that begins next week.
