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04-16-2008, 09:24 PM
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A guy I know is moving to Oklahoma........
I don't much like him, but he wants me to tell him were to look for work and housing. So I am looking for the worst possible community to send him to.......maybe he will get the hint and stay where he is.......Any ideas?
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04-16-2008, 09:49 PM
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Tell him to take tornado path A and take a left to flood plain B, take the dog leg to hail damage avenue, and just past that is ice storm projects, he will find wind break or is it break wind country club estates.
The jobs are non-existent to nil and most are taken by illiterate inbred okies wif no teef.
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04-17-2008, 12:46 AM
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Now that's just damn funny 
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04-17-2008, 07:49 AM
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OK? No way!
I think you should just tell him the truth....
OK is a big giant arid, flat wasteland full of rednecks. No one in their right mind would want to live there. (Unless they were from OH.) There are no modern conveniences and absolutely no culture whatsoever. The people are crude, there are no paved roads, and the whole state smells funny. It's a good thing that there are so many tornadoes.... Otherwise the bugs would take over. And non of tha peepoles cain't reed or rite... There's not a worst place on the planet to live. P.S. The comments above do not necessarily reflect the views of the author... He's just practicing the new "OK Population Control Project" that begins next week.
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04-17-2008, 08:10 AM
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... and most of their chillruns have dain bramage.
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04-17-2008, 08:26 AM
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04-17-2008, 08:28 AM
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It just goes to prove my point....
If these Okies were even slightly polite he would have issued a beverage warning. 
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04-17-2008, 08:32 AM
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I LOVE this thread! You guys are hysterical! Just my kind of sense of humor.(hugs)
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04-17-2008, 08:50 AM
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OMG ... you live in Mass? You poor thing!!! Where in MA do you live??
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04-17-2008, 09:22 AM
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He probably lives in Beh- ston
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