[TheComputerGuy]

Originally Posted by Synopsis

And I'm gettin' worried about you! You do realize you can look at the menu but not buy right?

I mean.... Look! The second picture doesn't do her justice. I've seen her on television (which is unkind to say the least) and this pic is more what she really looks like.. H... O.... T...

I still have no intention of trading...
(And I won't say a word to (wife's name deleted))
And NO. "Lilly" doesn't read this forum...

[Synopsis]

Originally Posted by TheComputerGuy

I still have no intention of trading...
(And I won't say a word to (wife's name deleted))
And NO. "Lilly" doesn't read this forum...

Oh, I wasn't suggesting a trade brother..

[EarthBound?]

Originally Posted by Synopsis

And I'm gettin' worried about you! You do realize you can look at the menu but not buy right?

I mean.... Look! The second picture doesn't do her justice. I've seen her on television (which is unkind to say the least) and this pic is more what she really looks like.. H... O.... T...

Yum! Yum!

[Synopsis]

Originally Posted by SeabeeBolt

Yum! Yum!

Yes, I agree entirely.. Yummie.. Although I do disagree with her politics entirely.. Yet..

[EarthBound?]

Originally Posted by Synopsis

Yes, I agree entirely.. Yummie.. Although I do disagree with her politics entirely.. Yet..

Politics, smolitics, who cares. She's a cutie no matter how you cut the cake. Oooop! I better not let Bjb123 hear me say that, this place may turn into a dictatorship with her being the ruler. SMAAAAAACK!!!!!!!, POOOOOWW!!!!, THUUUD!

[techienomad]

You know what, what does it matter if she asks for 250 bil, 350 bil, or even a trillion - we don't have an extra penny to spend anyway. So, she can ask for whatever she wants, just add it to the deficit. In the next 10-20 years we're going to be embellished in so many taxes and tax hikes, everyone is going to start speaking Russian. With socialism on the rise, we'll have state owned everything and limited choices. I think the one child rule will come into effect soon along with gas rationing. Get ready for government cheese baby.

[briansgi]

That's not hot, this is hot!!
http://www.noble.org/Press_Release/p...4-05/Coale.jpg

[mkfarnam]

"Related to the topic"

(A letter of request to Tom Harkin, Iowa Senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted.

If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United State s for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges &bs;throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.


Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Donald Ruppert


Burlington , IA

Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service
1-800-289-1040.