[East Coast Wanderer]

I'll behave MOST of today, tookey and red. I'll be gone all day with a lot of running around that needs to be done.

[East Coast Wanderer]

Originally Posted by tookey

Who me??? Never

[mkfarnam]

Have you smiled yet today?

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers. Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the rectum are interchangeable. "

[karibear]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Have you smiled yet today?
.......
"There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the rectum are interchangeable. "
.......

Cripes, MK, that keyboard is less than a month old! The one that is now full of my morning coffee, I mean......

Yo, Mod Squad......... WHERE'S THAT BLASTED BEVERAGE ALERT ICON?

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by karibear

Cripes, MK, that keyboard is less than a month old! The one that is now full of my morning coffee, I mean......

Yo, Mod Squad......... WHERE'S THAT BLASTED BEVERAGE ALERT ICON?

You know your not suppose to drink or drive while your reading jokes.

[karibear]

What IS it with all the bugs this year? A couple days ago I had the 2 biggest June bugs I've seen so far all summer crash into my monitor, and just a minute ago, the biggest walking stick I've ever seen - at leat 6" long - fell onto my keyboard!

I am really glad I'm not phobic, but I'm getting really tired of all the attention, too.

[EarthBound?]

Originally Posted by karibear

What IS it with all the bugs this year? A couple days ago I had the 2 biggest June bugs I've seen so far all summer crash into my monitor, and just a minute ago, the biggest walking stick I've ever seen - at least 6" long - fell onto my keyboard!

I am really glad I'm not phobic, but I'm getting really tired of all the attention, too.

Maybe you need to take your computer back into the house and the bugs won't keep falling on it. LOL

[karibear]

Originally Posted by EarthBound?

Maybe you need to take your computer back into the house and the bugs won't keep falling on it. LOL

***grmp***grump***

It IS in the house, it's in my bedroom. I don't WANT all these creepie-crawlies in my bedroom!

[FutureCntryBumpkin]

Originally Posted by karibear

***grmp***grump***

It IS in the house, it's in my bedroom. I don't WANT all these creepie-crawlies in my bedroom!

Hiya Karibear:
It's better to have THOSE creepie-crawlies than some OTHER creepie crawlies that might be there. I'll have to come check them out soon.
We are getting the truck today. If we live through the loading, it won't be long and we might just see you guys soon.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by FutureCntryBumpkin

Hiya Karibear:
It's better to have THOSE creepie-crawlies than some OTHER creepie crawlies that might be there. I'll have to come check them out soon.
We are getting the truck today.

, it won't be long and we might just see you guys soon.

And if you don't?..