[mkfarnam]

Let's hear your joke

A successful Oklahoma rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife..



She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.



She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided



to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house



than the drunk.







He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.



Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,

'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go

into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went

into town one Saturday night.



One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired

hand.



Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found

the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

for him. She quietly called him over to her.



'Unbutton my blouse and take it off, she said. Trembling, he did as she

directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.



'Now take off my socks.' He removed each sock gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.



'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told

and dropped it to the floor.



Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town

again, you're fired.'


You thaught it was dirty didn't you?

(P.S. I didn't see it coming, either.)

[pirate_lafitte]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Let's hear your joke

A successful Oklahoma rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife..



She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.



She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided



to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house



than the drunk.







He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.



Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,

'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go

into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went

into town one Saturday night.



One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired

hand.



Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found

the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

for him. She quietly called him over to her.



'Unbutton my blouse and take it off, she said. Trembling, he did as she

directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.



'Now take off my socks.' He removed each sock gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.



'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told

and dropped it to the floor.



Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town

again, you're fired.'


You thaught it was dirty didn't you?

(P.S. I didn't see it coming, either.)

It did seem very dirty to me.

[educator1953]

My husband and I got a kick out of that one, MK!! Good one!

[karibear]

Originally Posted by pirate_lafitte

It did seem very dirty to me.

Why? He wasn't taking anything off of her, he was taking her clothing off of himself.

[pirate_lafitte]

Originally Posted by karibear

Why? He wasn't taking anything off of her, he was taking her clothing off of himself.

I didn't know that until the end of the joke. For some reason I didn't laugh.

[SOON2BNSURPRISE]

It is all in the timing. Great joke.


A former co-worker who grew up in Oklahoma had this to say:

The Dust Bowl, When half the state of Oklahoma left for California and the average IQ's of both states was greatly improved upon.

Hope that gets a chuckle.

[BornToFly]

It's okay, I didn't laugh either, but it was still funny. And here's something else that's funny: I can post from my blackberry! It even shows all the little text formatting options and the tools! Looks just like it does on the laptop! Err... Except wayyy smaller. :-P

[DannysGal]

LOL I thought it was hilarious I am from southwest OK so will be sending this to my friends back home..

[_redbird_]

I loved it! Two snaps, and an around the world snap for Miss Thang!

[_redbird_]

-Coach Bob (Can't Winemall) Stoops once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only his teeth.

-Pistol Pete doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because he can throw a bullet through an adult bull.

-Boone Pickens is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.

Okay, the last one was weird.