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07-04-2007, 11:04 PM
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Senior moment....
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: The log cabin on the plateau,TN
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The wedding ring.....
Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse.........
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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07-05-2007, 12:24 AM
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I LOVE THE RIDGE
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Another Day Closer
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07-05-2007, 12:26 AM
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The ''C'' in rap is silent.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Alexandria TN
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LOL, thanks,I really needed a good laugh tonight.< thumbs up >
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07-05-2007, 12:38 AM
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getting ready to get ready
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Holland, Ohio
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Or, maybe he has really FAT fingers!!?!   |
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07-05-2007, 12:44 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Vermont / NEK
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One sound sleeper that guy appears to have been. Most belittling has to be the fact that the ring fit. After all, that's the only company he'll have in bed for some time. ( Yeah, there's a pun in there )
Just curious: How does an item like this get published?
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07-05-2007, 06:26 AM
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Sunshine And Palm Trees
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Minnesota
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One sound sleeper,I'm sure he noticed when he got that early morning swelling....  |
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07-05-2007, 06:55 AM
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Real Estate Agent
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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she could have done worse,,,thinking of lorena bobbitt,,who actually cut it off(ouch!) and threw it out the window of her car.
when this happened,
a good marketer or advertising company should have come out with the "bobbitt" knife, a knife encased or framed, with these words on the case or frame, "this WILL be used if i ever find out you cheated on me!"
would have made a great wedding gift, or gag gift, or a gift to a hubby who's wife suspects he may be cheating (take the knife out and give him the framed, or case)
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07-05-2007, 06:58 AM
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Real Estate Agent
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mystree66
One sound sleeper,I'm sure he noticed when he got that early morning swelling.... |
this is like the re-incarnation of the "mood-ring" |
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07-05-2007, 07:04 AM
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Sunshine And Palm Trees
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Minnesota
5,258 posts, read 1,816,754 times
Reputation: 7858
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mainebrokerman
this is like the re-incarnation of the "mood-ring"
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I'm sure his mood changed quickly...
I tried to rep you on that response but I have to spread it around. |
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07-05-2007, 08:25 AM
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Transplanted into Houston
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Houston, TX
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I believe this story...
you really can't make this stuff up
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