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07-09-2007, 04:28 AM
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CD News Reporter
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Funny T-shirt sayings, Please post yours.
I'm so old, I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee all at the same time.
Vegetarian- old Indian word for bad hunter.
Another fine product of a dysfunctional family.
Pissing off the whole planet, one person at a time
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
You're nuttier than a squirrel turd
The golden years have come at last, I can not see, I can not pee, I can not chew, my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my body's drooping, got trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last.. The golden years can kiss my ass!
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
You never see a motorcycle at a psychiatrics office.
I'm too sexy for my hair that's why its not there
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07-09-2007, 08:11 AM
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Long Haired Country Boy
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Boondocks, S.C.
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2 Wrongs don't make a Right...But 3 Lefts do !! 
Good girls go to heaven...Bad girls go to Las Vegas |
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07-13-2007, 11:14 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Jersey
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Okay, this is really bad, but I have to admit that I laughed so hard when I read it. Someone sent me an email awhile ago with a picture of an infant wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm proof that my mom likes to f***). I was horrified and giggling at the same time.
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07-13-2007, 11:33 PM
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Master of school statistics
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hollywood/Brookfield, IL
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A friend of mine has a shirt that says "FEMA Evacuation Plan: Run B*tch Run!" (obviously the shirt doesn't have the asterisk)
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07-14-2007, 07:32 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
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I got this shirt for a friend of my moms in Oregon. I was it and I laughed so hard and thought of him instantly!
I FART... WHATS YOUR SUPER POWER?
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07-14-2007, 07:42 AM
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Google is your friend
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Marion, IN in the middle of the corn fields!
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Smile and the world smiles with you.
F a r t and you stand alone.
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07-14-2007, 08:03 AM
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Thread Killer
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Boonies of Georgia ~~~~ nuttier than a squirrel turd !
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One I was tempted to buy for hubby, but couldn't....
I'm not loosing my hair, I'm getting more head !
And then there is the one he bought to wear around an obnoxious neighbor we once had....
(Never mind, might be too offensive)
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07-14-2007, 08:11 AM
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If there was a perfect place it would be crowded
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North of the Cow Pasture and South of the Wind Turbines
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Don't Drink and Drive...
You could spill that sh****************************
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11-09-2007, 06:26 AM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Found it
I found that shirt "I'm proof my mom likes to f**k - Adult Humor, Offensive, Attitude T-Shirts : CafePress.com. You have to check out this site.... there's a TON of hilarious stuff and I can't stop laughing  |
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11-09-2007, 07:29 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Friends don't let friends fish sober....
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