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Old 01-17-2011, 08:39 AM
Status: "Back at the lake house" (set 21 days ago)
Location: At the lake house in sunny Florida
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I just got this one and had to share...some we've all heard before but they can still make us smile



1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? (Love it!!)

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (how true)

27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few !
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Old 01-17-2011, 09:27 AM
Location: Neither here nor there
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I can certainly agree with #8!!
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Old 01-17-2011, 09:29 AM
Location: Orlando, Florida
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I am identifying with number 11.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:09 AM
Status: " Humbug" (set 13 days ago)
Location: Charlotte county, Florida
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I'm all for # 3 in so many situations.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:14 AM
Location: Mayberry
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I'm number 4!! LOL these are great!!
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:20 AM
Location: Central & coastal FL
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#2 is my story and I'm sticking with it.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:25 AM
Location: Airports all over the world
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#5 for me
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Old 01-17-2011, 01:57 PM
Location: Abilene, Texas
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Funny stuff, several of those apply to me....lol.
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Old 01-17-2011, 03:24 PM
Location: S.A., Texas ~ Non -Sanctuary city & HUD secretary farm~
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#4 Thanks for the reminder Lisa! .............hehe!
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Old 01-17-2011, 04:55 PM
Location: Memphis - home of the king
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This list reminds me of:

Stupid People of the World, Untie!
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