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07-18-2007, 08:59 AM
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CD News Reporter
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Join Date: Jan 2007
13,133 posts, read 8,224,607 times
Reputation: 5297
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Redneck Job Application.
Cin please fill this out and submit it for your job.
Name:________________ (first)
Name: ________________ (last)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Previous Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
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07-18-2007, 01:40 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Camano Island, WA
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07-18-2007, 03:04 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Reputation: 18952
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That's BAD... but very funny!  |
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07-19-2007, 02:43 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
4,278 posts, read 1,875,484 times
Reputation: 2409
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It should probably read:
Color of teeth/tooth
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07-19-2007, 08:33 PM
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Living My Dash
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA
7,970 posts, read 4,641,726 times
Reputation: 5761
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07-19-2007, 08:33 PM
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Beating up rude people & fighting crime,en Espanol
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Weston, FL
7,596 posts, read 6,501,342 times
Reputation: 1455
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07-20-2007, 05:54 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Round Rock/Pflugerville
805 posts, read 779,427 times
Reputation: 232
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Omg!!!!!!!! Rotflmao!!!!
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07-20-2007, 06:19 PM
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Oy vey!
Status:
"Alive"
(set 11 days ago)
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Birmingham, England
2,617 posts, read 1,624,508 times
Reputation: 2724
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Not one to stereotype are we John? 
Very funny though! |
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