Sex ~ and it isn't X-rated yet ;-) (unsolved, driving, women)

[ShadowCaver]

Originally Posted by pixieshmoo

No you wouldn't because men can't even admit they're lost and stop for directions......you think they'd admit to massive hormonal moodswings he,he,he

That is because we are never lost!

We always know exactly where we are.

Now,,, we might not know the fastest way to get to where we need to be, but... that is another topic...

BTW, if we did have massive hormonal moodswings,,, I really don't think that it would be unnoticed...

[mainebrokerman]

Originally Posted by pixieshmoo

No you wouldn't because men can't even admit they're lost and stop for directions......you think they'd admit to massive hormonal moodswings he,he,he

lol, men are born with a built in gps,,we are never lost, we know where we are at the moment, and as long as we are with our adorable woman, we are content to be "here" no matter where here is. besides, if we take a wrong turn , now and then, maybe we are thinkin, it'll lead to a dead end dirt road somewhere,,and,,can jump in the backseat for a quickie,,,,

as far as the hormonal moodswings,,
perhaps it would be good, for a guy to have pms for a day,,,just to get the proper responses,,,to common pms questions/accusations..

(man having pms) oh gawd honey, my back aches,,(woman replies,,oh stop yer complaining or ,,if you are starting your moodswing,,im gettin the hell out of here, marinate in your own misery, keep me out of it)

man.. "oh gawd hon "i feel bloated" (woman replies, go to hell, dont be starting that chit with me,,)

man,,,,,"we never do anything anymore, we never go anywheres,,,you think im fat and ugly" (woman replies, every god-damn month you start with this,,you are a mess and need counseling, dont you dare involve the kids in your monthly misery" andd oh yes, go to hell, i dont wanna hear it"

man...."do i look fat to you"?? (woman replies,,,i told you last month you look like a horse,,,but cant run anymore,,,stop eating the sweets,,,,you big tub of chit"

man......."you will never understand , our emotions, you think i WANT to be this WAY"??(woman replies" hey , i saw you eat a whole friggin pie last week,,,dont be blaming all this crap on me, give me your credit card so i can go shopping, you are a mess, get over it"


five days later,,,,moodswings stop and man goes to woman, "if i were a tad bit edgy last week, im sorry" (woman replies, you see this calendar here, i've highlighted the weeks,,of your previous , hellish moodswings,,,and ive shaded in the upcoming months,,,if i detect,,,your moodswings in any shaded area, im outta here,,, i took a vow to marry a man,,not an emotional mess,,,what the hell is wrong with you"?? you need therapy, ,,,,you turn the house upside down for 3-5 days, and then say you are sorry"??
now i have to walk on glass,,,,for the next month and next month,, you call this a marriage"??
man replies,,,you will never understand,,,


see maybe men could learn what the proper responses...

[vpcats]

I agree with everything everybody has said so far (talk about non-committal ;-)).

HOWEVER (like a BUT)..... I'd like to see a man give birth! :-))

[ShadowCaver]

Originally Posted by vpcats

I agree with everything everybody has said so far (talk about non-committal ;-)).

HOWEVER (like a BUT)..... I'd like to see a man give birth! :-))

Here ya go... Male pregnancy and lactation? « ScienceRoll

And, now some afternoon humour...

[Rapture]

mbm - I'm crying, haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

I'm sorry but everytime I'm around a guy and he even has the sniffles he has to lay and bed and be waited on. Meanwhile I can be half dead and still do everything I have to do. Women are more emotional but look what we have to put up with!

[mainebrokerman]

Originally Posted by Rapture

mbm - I'm crying, haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

I'm sorry but everytime I'm around a guy and he even has the sniffles he has to lay and bed and be waited on. Meanwhile I can be half dead and still do everything I have to do. Women are more emotional but look what we have to put up with!

oh c'mon now miss rapture,,most men i know never call in sick,,
i went 5 yrs without taking one sick day..(and being salary i had unlimited sick time)
ive had colds/flu's a sprained ankle, stitches, toothaches,pulled back muscles..,,never called in,,,
of course im sure one day it'll all catch up to me,,,i'll have a headache and my head will explode, like the guy on the scanners movie..

[Rapture]

Originally Posted by mainebrokerman

oh c'mon now miss rapture,,most men i know never call in sick,,
i went 5 yrs without taking one sick day..(and being salary i had unlimited sick time)
ive had colds/flu's a sprained ankle, stitches, toothaches,pulled back muscles..,,never called in,,,
of course im sure one day it'll all catch up to me,,,i'll have a headache and my head will explode, like the guy on the scanners movie..

I certainly hope that doesn't happen! I know there are some men that never complain when their sick but in my experience men always want to be taken care of when their sick, which is fine and I'm usually happy to do it. When I've been sick it's business as usual.

[happynoodleboycey]

[pixieshmoo]

Mainebrokerman and Shadowcaver,

Mmhmmm, nice try at saving your butts LOL! So you mean to tell me that when we're driving along with our husband/boyfriend/father, whatever, it's not that you've gotten lost, it's that the man suddenly feels the need to show off his "hunter" instincts and show us women the scenic route. You know, in case we're ever on that road again, alone, we won't be "lost" we'll know the same scenic route. Yeah, right!!!!!! And don't you silly boys realize that if we "sense" that you're lost, oops sorry, using your built in gps, and we're stuck on a deserted dirt road, chances are we'll be too busy worrying about some sicko in a hockey mask to be concerned with making out?!

[mainebrokerman]

Originally Posted by pixieshmoo

Mainebrokerman and Shadowcaver,

Mmhmmm, nice try at saving your butts LOL! So you mean to tell me that when we're driving along with our husband/boyfriend/father, whatever, it's not that you've gotten lost, it's that the man suddenly feels the need to show off his "hunter" instincts and show us women the scenic route. You know, in case we're ever on that road again, alone, we won't be "lost" we'll know the same scenic route. Yeah, right!!!!!! And don't you silly boys realize that if we "sense" that you're lost, oops sorry, using your built in gps, and we're stuck on a deserted dirt road, chances are we'll be too busy worrying about some sicko in a hockey mask to be concerned with making out?!

pixie, are we just a bit cynical ?? lol


you watched too many movies,,, jason wont come to your car,,, besides you should feel safe and secure with your man,,,thats what we do,,protect our maidens,,!! (especially if we are gettin some lovin')