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Old 07-23-2007, 05:31 PM
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When I hit 65 I went to the Social Security office to apply for my monthly check. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
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Old 07-23-2007, 05:40 PM
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Old 07-23-2007, 05:59 PM
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:09 PM
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When I hit 65 I went to the Social Security office to apply for my monthly check. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
Wow, she sounds like a keeper.
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:50 PM
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:53 PM
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:10 PM
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