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07-23-2007, 05:31 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Social Security...
When I hit 65 I went to the Social Security office to apply for my monthly check. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
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07-23-2007, 05:40 PM
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No Longer A Monkey
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: New Mexico
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lol .
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07-23-2007, 05:59 PM
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-I'll be your Huckleberry
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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07-23-2007, 07:09 PM
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Happy New Year Everybody!
Status:
"it's a mother and child reunion"
(set 12 days ago)
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Holland, Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azloafer
When I hit 65 I went to the Social Security office to apply for my monthly check. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized that I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
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07-23-2007, 08:50 PM
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Sunshine And Palm Trees
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Minnesota
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lol..........................................
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07-23-2007, 08:53 PM
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res ipsa loquitur
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hopewell New Jersey
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VERY funny !!
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07-24-2007, 10:33 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Now in Oregon!
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07-24-2007, 05:10 PM
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Heading South!
Status:
"OK OK Enough already!! When is it going to be SPRING!! "
(set 5 hours ago)
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: West Virginia
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Cute!!! So Cute!!!!
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