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Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.
If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.
The perpetrator will really be on the 'hot seat' when caught. And he better read up on Fridays Didja Know information or he'll be locked up lock stock and toilet seat.
I'm really surprised Super Glue hasn't been banned. If I had an extremely creative mind I wouldn't go near that stuff . The vicious pranks you could perform with that stuff, or using it for vengenace, or as a weapon, are endless.
Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.
If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.
Oh, that poor man! The pranksters probably had no idea how serious a situation they caused. I have to admit, though, picturing the guy with the toilet seat glued to his buttocks makes me LOL.
I knew someone, long ago, so peeved at his boss, with the clock ticking as to when he'd get his pink slip, he decided to end the suspense and leave before that inevitability.
But he certainly had some fun on his last day there!
Imagine! Coming to your office the next morning: Phone handset, pens, waste paper basket, drawers, keyboard, coffee mug all super-glued into place.
Ring-a-ding-ding! Lemme get a pen before I answer that phone!
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That's awful! I shudder to think of the horror that man had to go through while waiting to be rescued and the pain of having that seat removed from his derriere. People are just sick!
Oh, that poor man! The pranksters probably had no idea how serious a situation they caused. I have to admit, though, picturing the guy with the toilet seat glued to his buttocks makes me LOL.
I'll bet it really chapped his azz.
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. The vicious pranks you could perform with that stuff, or using it for vengenace, or as a weapon, are endless.
I shudder to think of the horror that man had to go through while waiting to be rescued and the pain of having that seat removed from his derriere. People are just sick! 
