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Old 05-05-2011, 07:12 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then **** on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . . . AMEN!

FRIENDS ARE ANGELS WHO LIFT US TO OUR FEET WHEN OUR WINGS HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING HOW TO FLY
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:50 AM
 
Location: playing in the colorful Colorado dirt
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Once again, you've come up with some goodies!

My oldest son has 2 middle names, what does that tell ya?
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:59 AM
 
Location: The #1 sunshine state, Arizona.
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Thank you, from Elizabeth Anne.
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Old 05-05-2011, 10:03 AM
 
Location: Funky Town
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Yay, welcome back Lisa!!!!

Sweetie NMN Pie.
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Old 05-05-2011, 12:03 PM
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Location: Memphis - home of the king
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:20 PM
 
Location: Texas
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LOL. I love all of them, Lisa. Thanks for the grins.
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Old 05-07-2011, 08:58 AM
 
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YAAAAAAY Young Lisa's back....
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Old 05-07-2011, 09:27 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Great thoughts and good chuckles, Lisa.
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:11 AM
 
Location: Western Washington
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Excellent as usual.....LMAO!
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