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Old 09-06-2011, 08:10 PM
 
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nurse can you do a google search for where to make an incision?
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:20 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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{{{What!}}} This patient doesn’t need a facelift,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she needs a butt-reduction first.
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Old 09-07-2011, 02:16 AM
 
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" and the head bones connected to the arm bone and and the arm bones connected to the nasal septum..."
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Old 09-07-2011, 02:20 AM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Nurse what's that huge snorkel for.....????
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Old 09-07-2011, 02:21 AM
 
Location: Colorado
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where's the sponge?
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Old 09-07-2011, 08:16 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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I can't do eye surgery with a carpet needle. Where are the eye needles? There are none? Damn, guess I'll just have to make do with the carpet needle.
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Old 09-07-2011, 08:38 AM
 
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Suction get all the gas!!! Fumigation!
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Old 09-07-2011, 03:14 PM
 
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Yes,, I can do a facelift, butt reduction, and throw in a boobjob all for one price; however your breath is so terrible and there’s nothing that can fix that.
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:04 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Leave a few leeches in there to clean up any leaks.
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Old 09-08-2011, 08:01 AM
 
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Leave a few leeches in there to clean up any leaks.


Is that maggots in there????
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