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Old 05-29-2011, 05:38 AM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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Okay whats this one in here for?
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Old 05-29-2011, 06:43 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Nurse: "I told you it was the left leg, not the right. Now we'll have two legs to dispose of."
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Old 05-29-2011, 06:46 AM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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Did they get the lights fixed in there yet?
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Old 05-29-2011, 09:04 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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"Uh....doctor......that was his heart you just removed, not a lung."
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Old 05-29-2011, 11:20 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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I said “get the hose for the liposuction”, not “water-board him”.
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Old 05-29-2011, 12:28 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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I dropped something and it went to the bottom.
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Old 05-29-2011, 04:17 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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I hope I don't see "that" again!
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Old 05-29-2011, 04:20 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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"sooooo that's the famous colon I've been hearing so much about"
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Old 05-29-2011, 04:21 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Must be a college kid. Look at all the goldfish in here.
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Old 05-29-2011, 05:36 PM
 
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I am not really feeling like surgery, but I need the practice
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