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Old 06-01-2011, 07:19 PM
 
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Was it cut first and then anesthetize, or vice versa? Nurse! Fire up the chainsaw!
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Old 06-02-2011, 05:34 AM
 
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"I am having a senior moment... what are we doing here"
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:47 AM
 
Location: Australia
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My AA sponsor told me I really should get treatment for these shaky hands, but I reminded him I've only been sober three days, and I'm not yet sure it's going to stick.
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Old 06-02-2011, 07:53 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Nurse, bring up Surgery.com on the computer. I'm at a loss as to what comes next.
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:26 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Does his insurance cover new or used parts?
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:58 PM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Oops. I just severed his spinal cord.
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Old 06-02-2011, 04:01 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Nurse.... How many of my former patients does it take to screw in a light bulb???
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Old 06-02-2011, 04:51 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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I hate to show him the bill for this,,,,,,,,,,, it'll KILL him.
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Old 06-02-2011, 05:25 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Nurse roll in the spare parts bin. These genitals look wore out.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:55 PM
 
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We’ll give him a choice of: glass, rubber, plastic, or wood.
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