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Old 06-10-2011, 05:50 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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"Missing" one escape schidsophranic dressed as a Physician
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Old 06-10-2011, 06:54 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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There are two patients. One is supposed to get a sex change but neither are marked.
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Old 06-10-2011, 08:24 PM
 
Location: Nantahala National Forest, NC
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"Oops....well, let's just suture it back in, they will never know...."
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Old 06-10-2011, 08:33 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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There are more bullets in here than I can count.
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Old 06-10-2011, 08:36 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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The perp must have been a good shot ...13 slugs only one entry wound.
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Old 06-10-2011, 08:39 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Nurse, leave a memo for the doctor on the next shift,
about what's left to be done and what "not to do" on this open heart patient.
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Old 06-10-2011, 08:42 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Nurse wait til I'm out of the building and then unplug it...
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Old 06-10-2011, 09:37 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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I've seen junk yards in better shape than this man.
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:38 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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What do you mean I was suppose to sterilize your pocket knife? It too late for that now.
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:03 PM
 
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There are two patients. One is supposed to get a sex change but neither are marked.
Is one of them an...organ donor?!?
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