What Funny things you don't want to hear while on the operating table (homemade, 2013)

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by sun queen

Is that Michael Jacksons nose or his...........(add to the sentence and keep it going)

[sun queen]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Is that Michael Jacksons nose or his...........(add to the sentence and keep it going)

lol yeah that is just like that. I am sure Michael was glad it was his nose and not his "glove"

[AksarbeN]

I’ve examined this kind before. Whatever you do ~ do not pull his finger.

[AksarbeN]

You did,,,,,, you just {{{{ HAD }}}} to pull his finger!

[Dbl-r]

Nurse please tell me that was not you??

[Nomadicus]

We can't operate on this one. He is to tall and wide and it would take more than the allotted amount of time Medicare will cover.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by Nomadicus

We can't operate on this one. He is to tall and wide and it would take more than the allotted amount of time Medicare will cover.

He's not on an extended warranty?

[AksarbeN]

This accident victim is a mess,,,,,,, I know this guy. He’s my wife’s ex! Let’s put him in a full body cast just for fun for the next 90 days.

[sun queen]

I wonder what will happen if I rearrange this guys pipes???

[AksarbeN]

There's nothing further we can do for him that he can't do for himself.