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10-04-2011, 10:01 PM
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True story. I know a guy who had a hernia. When he was operated on, he was only numbed. He wasn't put out. When the Doc made the cut, he cut out a huge chunk of MAN beer belly fat! The Doc said.... "whoop, you won't need this anymore" as he chucked it to the side like a slab of bacon! LOL
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10-04-2011, 10:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SRK1
True story. I know a guy who had a hernia. When he was operated on, he was only numbed. He wasn't put out. When the Doc made the cut, he cut out a huge chunk of MAN beer belly fat! The Doc said.... "whoop, you won't need this anymore" as he chucked it to the side like a slab of bacon! LOL
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OMG I laughed hard when I read this. Too funny.   |
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10-05-2011, 02:43 PM
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Status:
"5 weeks until vacation."
(set 3 days ago)
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Location: Suburban Dallas
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I said scalpel, not butter knife...... |
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10-05-2011, 08:22 PM
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Location: Palm Bay, FL
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Do you think she will know the difference if we install the made in China implants?
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10-06-2011, 05:23 PM
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I am a player not a bigamist...
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10-06-2011, 05:29 PM
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Ewwww....that looks bad! Excuse me for a moment!
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10-07-2011, 05:52 PM
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Location: New England
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Originally Posted by AksarbeN
Let’s see,,,, how’s that go again? “ Hip bone connected to the tail bone, tail bone connected to the“,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  |
That is cute! |
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10-08-2011, 01:07 PM
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Location: Palm Bay, FL
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She will lose weight now with a chicken gizzard for new stomach.
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10-08-2011, 02:22 PM
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Location: LEFT of the white house
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Get the straps ready,,,,, looks like we've got another RUNNER on our hands. 
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10-08-2011, 03:09 PM
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Location: Somewhere I don't want to be
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Sorry, but our anesthetist isn't here today, would you prefer Whiskey or Vodka for your sedative?
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