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07-08-2011, 03:48 PM
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Status:
"Can't wait for SUMMER!!!!! Woop! Woop! :D"
(set 7 days ago)
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Location: The Chatterdome in La La Land, CaliFUNia
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Bet'cha this one has a hard time getting dates ...
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07-08-2011, 03:49 PM
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Location: LEFT of the white house
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^^ I wonder if any of the dates have actually seen this?  lol |
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07-08-2011, 05:21 PM
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Location: Palm Bay, FL
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Where's the hacksaw?
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07-08-2011, 08:12 PM
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two more surgeries and I get a set of steak knives, I think I can get two in on this guy
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07-08-2011, 08:14 PM
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Location: Palm Bay, FL
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OK stop playing catch with the man's heart.
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07-08-2011, 08:18 PM
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Status:
"I'm growing weary unable to ride"
(set 6 hours ago)
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Location: "Planet of the Apes"
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O.K.........nobody light a match!
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07-08-2011, 08:45 PM
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Location: Palm Bay, FL
125,779 posts, read 31,065,089 times
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We got to dig deep. Who has the post hole diggers?
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07-08-2011, 10:26 PM
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Location: LEFT of the white house
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Just look at what happens when a guy tries to do “body piercing” at home by himself.
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07-09-2011, 04:06 AM
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I am Doc, and Dopey and Grumpy or going to assist me in ur surgery.
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07-09-2011, 06:20 AM
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Location: Texas
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Reputation: 42527
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This happened to me last week. It was not during surgery but close enough.
I'm having my throat cut in a couple of weeks to remove a couple of glands and tumors.
The surgeon was examining me last week and said the following:
"You have a beautiful neck."
That was fine until he added:
"I can hide the incision in that big wrinkle."
The guy was serious but I started laughing and could not stop.  |
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