The funny things you wanted to tell that other driver!

[tijlover]

How many times, at night, have I seen a car coming in the opposite direction with no headlights on.

Would love to pull them over, and?

"Hey Buddy! You must have the eyesight of an eagle! I wish I could do that, drive around at night without headlights!"

[~HolyNinja~]

Honestly and Simply, "You're an idiot.... "

[sun queen]

Hey where did u get ur driver's license out of a box of Fruit Loops????

[nimchimpsky]

That's my friend's foot you just ran over, @sshole! (True story.)

[sun queen]

Watch out for my mail box... u r so going to pay for that!

[AksarbeN]

You're just another driving school dropout huh.

[sun queen]

U cut me off, I cut u off and heres a little extra "THE BIRD"

[Three Wolves In Snow]

"Hello?! McFlea?!?! Are you opposed to the color green?!"

"The one on the right! It's the one on the RIGHT!!!!!"

"Poor thing, couldn't afford the extra 'turn signal' package when they bought the car."

"Pick! A *#$@!! lane! ONE!"

"OMG, it's like I'm the movie, 'Clueless'." (entering freeway scene)

"Oh LAWD, I'm gonna have grandchildren by the time I get there...GOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"Wow, you got far! Dumb#@$!" (For those who cut you off to get ahead and after all of their work, cutting in and out, changing lanes, over and over for the past 10 minutes, are right in front of you.)

"(Censored) (censored) I (censored) hate (censored) people!!!!"

[sun queen]

Please stay in ur own lane it's Tuesday and I just don't have the strength to cuss...

[AksarbeN]

{{{{YOU}}}} want to get into MY lane,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hey I'm busy drinking my first cup of coffee and texting a co-worker. Can you back off a little and give me a break?