'you Might Be A Hillbilly" (people, Las Vegas, Utah, the best)

[Hillbilly63]

Originally Posted by Roma

LOL!!! These are sooooo funny!!!

Okay, Ill try one.

If you only have one tooth but you always have a big smile on your face......you might be a "sweet" Hillbilly.

The tooth brush was invented by a hillbilly!! If anyone else had invented it...would've called it a teeth brush.

[lvdad3]

if you thought it would be a good idea to paint your house with a paint ball gun,
you might be a hillbilly!!

[lvdad3]

if you think haven is like nascar,bare foot girls,new pick'em up trucks,bush beer,the general lee,country music,swimming in a cement pond,tire swings,BBQ,WAL-MART,any race car movie,all the guns you can shoot,your sister, your loving hunting dog, CMT, you might be right!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!! YOU ARE A HILLBILLY!!!

[Hillbilly63]

If you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture... you might be a hillbilly.

[northcountrygirl]

If your house is mobile and your car isn't.....You Might Be A Hillbilly

[lvdad3]

if you have a rebel flag in your living room, you might be a hillbilly!

[Hillbilly63]

If the rear tires on your pick up are "mudders". But the front ones are "street" (and probably bald, too).... you might be a hillbilly

[Hillbilly63]

If the most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, s**thead?"...you might be a hillbilly.

[northcountrygirl]

If you drive a black Ford pickup truck with "Hillbilly" on the license plates and your moving to Utah...."You Might Be A Hillbilly"

[Hillbilly63]

Originally Posted by northcountrygirl

If you drive a black Ford pickup truck with "Hillbilly" on the license plates and your moving to Utah...."You Might Be A Hillbilly"

If you're a jackass, and your excited about movin to Nashville...you might be a hillbilly !!
I'm just kiddin bout the jackass part NCG. We love ya !!