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08-22-2007, 10:57 PM
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CD News Reporter
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Funny Headlines.
-. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
- Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
- Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
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08-22-2007, 11:23 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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LOL... Those are very funny!
I watch Jay Leno on Monday night every once in a while and he shows some very hillarious ones!
Here's a sample: You'll see Jay in the first frame, and a caption of what he said, then click on "Next" and you'll see the actual headline.
Tonight Show with Jay Leno on NBC: Toyota Concert Series – NBC Official Site
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08-22-2007, 11:38 PM
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I'm with you on this one...
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
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08-23-2007, 03:12 PM
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Yes, Im a stubborn wench. But I've learned to be.
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Location: Calif.
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Those are funny!!!! And theyre for real??
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08-23-2007, 03:23 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Power Surge
Those are funny!!!! And theyre for real??
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Yes, they are very real. 
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