Funny Headlines. (bridge, kids, check, school)

[John1960]

-. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

- Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

- Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

- Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

- Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

- Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

- British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

[Magnum Mike]

LOL... Those are very funny!

I watch Jay Leno on Monday night every once in a while and he shows some very hillarious ones!
Here's a sample: You'll see Jay in the first frame, and a caption of what he said, then click on "Next" and you'll see the actual headline.
Tonight Show with Jay Leno on NBC: Toyota Concert Series – NBC Official Site

[square peg]

I'm with you on this one...


KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED

DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS

2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS

TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES

ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
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[wisconsin woman]

Those are funny!!!! And theyre for real??

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Power Surge

Those are funny!!!! And theyre for real??

Yes, they are very real.