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Old 01-17-2012, 07:46 PM
 
Location: grooving in the city
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dozen babes including Raquel and her twin sister...
Satx planned to spend a little of his offshore cash on a fully functional, domesticated raquel blow-up dummy, which he hoped would satisfy English Dave. He felt certain that dressing her in Victoria's secret and spraying her down with eau du lager chansqueasal would add some musky, mysterious allure. English Dave would be totally and utterly starstruck.:
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:48 PM
 
Location: Trekking Through The Hinterlands
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Maybe one that looked a lot like Myra Breckenridge...
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:54 PM
 
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it mattered not really, so long as he could in- and de- flate her at will and carry her in his suitcase...
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:57 PM
 
Location: Trekking Through The Hinterlands
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And keep her away from those TSA preverts...
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:00 PM
 
Location: S.A., Texas ~ Home of the HUD secretary farm~
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..which we all know would never return them.... intact...
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:02 PM
 
Location: Trekking Through The Hinterlands
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but would have some rubber glovey fun before telling Satx he was cleared to go...
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:09 PM
 
Location: Trekking Through The Hinterlands
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and so the old boy would never be able to whisper those sweet words again "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind'...
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:12 PM
 
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without puncturing my Goodyear blimp...
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:56 PM
 
Location: S.A., Texas ~ Home of the HUD secretary farm~
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..with those pointy little Beetle-Juice ears...
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Old 01-17-2012, 09:04 PM
 
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yes- she was quite the delicate little woman and Dave wasn't sure he'd be able to go back to the kind with warm blood and the ability to inflate and deflate him....through his ego....
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