Gambling Girl.
A very attractive blonde woman from South
Carolina arrived at Vegas...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)
on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the
waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
up-and-down...and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of
the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and
quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I
don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ? Not all
Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men......are
men.
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