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Old 02-22-2012, 07:48 AM
Status: "Working on a new project!!" (set 6 days ago)
 
Location: Home in TN:)
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Got to love the creativity of small business owners


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:


"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:


"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:


Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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At a Proctologist's door:


"To expedite your visit, please back in. "


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On a Plumber's truck:


"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:


"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


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On a Church's Bill board:


"7 days without God makes one weak."


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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :


"Invite us to your next blowout." **************************


At a Towing company:


"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.."


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On an Electrician's truck:


"Let us remove your shorts.."


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In a Nonsmoking Area:


"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


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On a Maternity Room door:


"Push. Push. Push."


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At an Optometrist's Office:


"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


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On a Taxidermist's window:


"We really know our stuff."


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On a Fence:


"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


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At a Car Dealership:


"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


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Outside a Muffler Shop:


"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:


"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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At the Electric Company


"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.


However, if you don't, you will be."


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In a Restaurant window:


"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:


"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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At a Propane Filling Station:


"Thank heaven for little grills."


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And don't forget the sign at a


CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:


"Best place in town to take a leak."


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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:


"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:21 AM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Funny stuff, yLisa!

There's a septic service in my area which has this motto on its trucks: "We're Number One in a Number Two Business!"

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Old 02-22-2012, 08:40 AM
 
Location: SC Foothills
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LOl, very funny stuff Lisa!!
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:52 AM
 
Location: From TX to VA
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It's an old one, I know. But it's time has come - again!

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Old 02-22-2012, 09:59 AM
 
Location: Sudcaroland
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Excellent!
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:38 AM
 
Location: Orlando, Florida
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Quote:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
....or a bar pick-up line.
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Old 02-23-2012, 11:43 AM
 
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Found outside a church:

Looking for a sign from God?
This is it.
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:35 PM
 
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I've often dug my fingernails into the dashboard as my wife screeched to a stop trying to read some ill-placed garage sale sign that reads like a chapter on ethics in a law book but here are some clever(or just funny) garage sale signs:

"Our Crap Could be Your Crap."

"Moving Sale - We're outta this dump""

"Moving to Texas Sale. Everything for sale but our Spanish language dictionary"

"Divorce Yard Sale. Hurry! Spouse gets the house."

"Garage Sale. Antiques, books, toys, household, boyfriend, electronics, plants . . ."

"Garage Sale. Desperate people selling desperate stuff."

At the bottom of an "End of the World Yard Sale Today." is taped "Extended thru the weekend."

"Pre-Rapture Sale" "No Returns"

"Divorce Sale. Corvette $50. Ex says to sell his car and send him the money."

"Grandma finally died sale."

"Grauge sale ↔"

"Grauge sell ↑"
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:27 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Outside a Muffler Shop:


"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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LOL.. All of them are hillarious, thanks Lisa.

I've never seen the sign, but I heard or read about one muffler shop sign that said:


"Let us replace your Exhausted muffler"..
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Old 02-24-2012, 05:47 AM
 
Location: In AZ but my home is Wi.
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I've often dug my fingernails into the dashboard as my wife screeched to a stop trying to read some ill-placed garage sale sign that reads like a chapter on ethics in a law book but here are some clever(or just funny) garage sale signs:

"Our Crap Could be Your Crap."

"Moving Sale - We're outta this dump""

"Moving to Texas Sale. Everything for sale but our Spanish language dictionary"

"Divorce Yard Sale. Hurry! Spouse gets the house."

"Garage Sale. Antiques, books, toys, household, boyfriend, electronics, plants . . ."

"Garage Sale. Desperate people selling desperate stuff."

At the bottom of an "End of the World Yard Sale Today." is taped "Extended thru the weekend."

"Pre-Rapture Sale" "No Returns"

"Divorce Sale. Corvette $50. Ex says to sell his car and send him the money."

"Grandma finally died sale."

"Grauge sale ↔"

"Grauge sell ↑"



Actually, theyre all good!
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