You Might Be A Hippie If.... (property, name, kids, story)

[John1960]

You Might Be A Hippie If ...

Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.

You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.

You child is named after a celestial object.

Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.

Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.

You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.

You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.

You don't object to being labeled a hippie.

There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.

Half your funiture is bean bags.



Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.

You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.

You roll perfect cigarettes.

You're still waiting for those flashbacks.

People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.

You think 'All You Need Is Love' was written by Ghandi.

You can fall asleep in the mud under the rain.

You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.

If ... hey, what was I talking about?

[brokencrayola]

You might be a Hippie if...

You are female and your leg and underarm hair can be combed.

You miss the old neighborhood, Haight Ashbury

[Blue Grass Fever]

True story-there was this hippie family down the road from where i lived who had a son named "Chance", who was "slow" so the joke was that his parents should of named him "Mistake".

[Leana76]

You might be a Hippie if you...

1. Don't take a bath or shower very often.
2. Think Mia Farrow is the greatest actress.
3. You live in a place with more than 10 people living with you (like a commune).
4. Wear clothes that are 2 times larger than your actually size.
5. You wear tie-dyed t-shirts ("Deadheads").
6. Haven't had a haircut in more than 5 years.
7. Think taking a "trip" IS an actual trip.
8. Go to an outdoor concert, take clothes off, "trip" on drugs, and get soaked in the rain (and you think all that is the greatest fun in your life).

[Magnum Mike]

LOL...

You might be a hippie if..
Your car has over 20 different colors on it
Your shoes are flip flops
Your clothes double as wipe cloths

[115db]

Originally Posted by Leana76

You might be a Hippie if you...

1. Don't take a bath or shower very often.
2. Think Mia Farrow is the greatest actress.
3. You live in a place with more than 10 people living with you (like a commune).
4. Wear clothes that are 2 times larger than your actually size.
5. You wear tie-dyed t-shirts ("Deadheads").
6. Haven't had a haircut in more than 5 years.
7. Think taking a "trip" IS an actual trip.
8. Go to an outdoor concert, take clothes off, "trip" on drugs, and get soaked in the rain (and you think all that is the greatest fun in your life).

Lol, so true!
The funny thing is, awhile back, a vanload of kids (early 20's?) all dressed in dirty 'retro' clothes, pulled up and a few of them had hair that looked like 'Medussa'. I asked how they get their hair to do that, and they told me thay hadnt washed it on 2 years!! Seriously!!

[Magnum Mike]

I guess we can put a little redneck humor in this.

You might be a hippie redneck if.. You have every 8-track and cassette tape Willie Nelson ever recorded

[VillageLife]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

I guess we can put a little redneck humor in this.

You might be a hippie redneck if.. You have every 8-track and cassette tape Willie Nelson ever recorded

So true!
I was a teen in Hawaii at that time,I even tried Marijuana,couldn't help it,you smell that stuff eveywhere,and see that long hair and smell the bodies,I guess no one wanted to take a shower,it was "in"

[dynimagelv]

hmmmmm I don't remember 'the time'

[GoddessofRandomThoughts]

You might be a hippie if......

you think tie dye is a wardrobe staple

you think that Janis Joplin was hot back in the day

you talk to flowers and trees when you’re sober

you've ever forgotten to show up at your own party

you own an original lava lamp

(I definitely qualify for 3 out of the 5 )