Don't You Hate It When (buy, accident, home, shirt)

[John1960]

"Don't You Hate it When..."

You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.

The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in.

There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.

You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

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When you drop your pizza on the floor, and naturally, its always topping side down.

[nilssson]

After a perfect hit that goes smooth as glass and you get the stiff in your trunk with no hassles and drive off to dump the cargo, while minding your own business and cruising down the highway all peaceful like, suddenly from the back of the car comes groaning sounds and damned if ya don't have to pull over at a lonely Walgreen's parking lot way in the back to pump a couple more slugs into the rat fink. And there's always a looky loo gawkin' like he just saw his first girly show, sipping on a Slurpie with a skateboard tucked under his arm. Gets my goat big time.

[brokencrayola]

Don't you hate it when...

You get in line at the grocery store and find out after a long wait it is the cashiers first day on a register.

You pull up to get gas and realize you are on the wrong side of the pump.

You buy something big only to find out it goes on sale the next week.

You realize too late something new and red accidently bled all over your newly washed load of clothes.

The power goes out when your dinner is half cooked.

[Zmehappy]

Don't you hate it when:

You use a public restroom only to figure out that the TP is gone when you need it most.

[Torn2pieces]

Originally Posted by Zmehappy

Don't you hate it when:

You use a public restroom only to figure out that the TP is gone when you need it most.

That's when you kindly ask the person in the next stall over - If they have a square to spare.....

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Don't you hate it when - You go to the store for a certain item, only to return home without the item, because you forgot....

[Zmehappy]

Originally Posted by Torn2pieces

That's when you kindly ask the person in the next stall over - If they have a square to spare.....

....

Should have been a certain political persons excuse who recently visited a public restroom. LOL

[Torn2pieces]

Originally Posted by Zmehappy

Should have been a certain political persons excuse who recently visited a public restroom. LOL

Well - ummm, errr. LMAO - I'm not going to touch that with a 10 foot poll.

[happynoodleboycey]

Don't you hate it when you bend down to tie your shoelace when sitting in a plane seat only to have the person in front of you recline their seat, trapping you in the foetal position.

(And as for the soup one, I don't tend to drop the lid in. Whenever I open soup the lid flicks up suddenly and sprays the ceiling and walls with small chunks of vegetable. )

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Originally Posted by boycew02

Don't you hate it when you bend down to tie your shoelace when sitting in a plane seat only to have the person in front of you recline their seat, trapping you in the foetal position.

(And as for the soup one, I don't tend to drop the lid in. Whenever I open soup the lid flicks up suddenly and sprays the ceiling and walls with small chunks of vegetable. )

Lol too, that happens with me and my yogurt in the mornings, only it gets just a few splatters on your clean uniform shirt, arrgh!!