Social Security.
Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my
age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home I told the
woman that I was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt"
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she
processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants...
You might have gotten Disability, too."
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