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07-19-2012, 03:35 PM
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OH, I thought it was some relatives of those Kardashians for a minute there. This is much more entertaining!  |
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07-19-2012, 05:19 PM
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Location: Deep fried Okrahoma
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PJSinger
Hi, everyone! I received this in an email message today and think it's great.
Makes you laugh and makes you think. Enjoy! 
[color=black][font=Arial][b][color=blue]Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures
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I loved these, PJ. Could not rep you. I'll put a rep in your parap-sack. |
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07-19-2012, 05:43 PM
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Status:
"Retired and contented.."
(set 7 days ago)
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Location: Out there somewhere...
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When filling out an application, where it says sex, enter yes or no.
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07-19-2012, 08:33 PM
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Location: home...finally, home .
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Thanks for posting those. That Nostaglia one. Was that Yogi Berra?
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People may not recall exactly what you said to them , but they will always remember how you made them feel .
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07-20-2012, 12:44 PM
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Few more for your continued enjoyment:
23. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
24. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $26.13.
27. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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07-22-2012, 06:14 PM
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Location: Northern CA Mtns.
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These are great! Thanks for the laugh. And thanks, Mr. City, for addin' to the list.
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07-22-2012, 06:52 PM
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Location: Suburban Chicago
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#28 Always give 100%, unless you are donating blood.
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07-22-2012, 07:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Caladium
And now I have a goal of seeing how long it takes me to use each and every one of these in a thread somewhere.
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Should be easy to find a thread to use these in our Relationships forum:
29. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
30. I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.
31. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? |
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07-23-2012, 04:49 AM
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Location: Sunny Gulf coast of Florida
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These are all funny! This one got an LOL! 18. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
I don't have any to add.  |
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07-23-2012, 05:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.City
Few more for your continued enjoyment:
23. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
24. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $26.13.
27. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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These are funny! 
Thanks for starting this thread Pammy! |
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