Didja Know . . . . . . . . ? Sunday, 19 August 2012 (house, people, Maryland, Dallas)

[JustJoy]

Morning y’all
Sorry I was MIA yesterday. Internet went out late on Friday
night and didn’t come back up until yesterday afternoon

Anywho, here's today's . . .

. . . . . Didja Know?

A Maryland man is accused of breaking into a house, then stripping down to his underwear and going
into the kitchen to cook a chicken pot pie that belonged to the homeowner.

According to a police spokesman, "We found the individual in question quite comfortable in the homeowner's
leather recliner, only in his underwear, licking on the remote control and waiting for a chicken pot pie
he had found in the freezer to be done out of the microwave.”



Russell Neff Accused Of Breaking Into Home, Licking Remote Control In His Underwear, Cooking

[Camper1]

Can you say Lysol?!!

[Cunucu Beach]

Ewwwwwwwwww.........

[Torn2pieces]

Maybe he thought the remote was "finger licking good"

[Dallas Kitty]

The article doesn't tell us why he was licking the remote. It does say one of his charges is theft of a chicken pot pie. That one's iffy because he didn't make off with the pie, just put it in the microwave. Bail set at $250,000! We see criminals doing harm to people and animals getting off with far less bail than that. His pic looks like he may have a mental issue.

[animalcrazy]

I think he was probably high on something. We used to get them in in ER at the ghetto hospital I used to work at. Some of them were pretty wild. The chicken pot pie? Well even druggies get hungry. Licking the remote? Hmmmmm. Maybe he was hallucinating and thought it was food. Being naked? What? People take their gowns off all the time in the hospital.

[AksarbeN]

Originally Posted by Dallas Kitty

The article doesn't tell us why he was licking the remote. It does say one of his charges is theft of a chicken pot pie. That one's iffy because he didn't make off with the pie, just put it in the microwave. Bail set at $250,000! We see criminals doing harm to people and animals getting off with far less bail than that. His pic looks like he may have a mental issue.

Most likely he was trying to remove his finger prints from the remote.

He might have been in the kitchen licking the microwave after the pie came out, however he got busted too soon. LOL

[AksarbeN]

Originally Posted by JustJoy

[b][color="Navy"]Morning y’all
Sorry I was MIA yesterday. Internet went out late on Friday
night and didn’t come back up until yesterday afternoon

Rumor had it that you were abducted by little green people.

[Mayiask]

Originally Posted by JustJoy

Russell Neff Accused Of Breaking Into Home, Licking Remote Control In His Underwear, Cooking

Sounds like meth to me

LOL! Isn't that the same lady who ate my ottoman a few weeks ago???

[TT Dave]

Originally Posted by Mayiask

Sounds like meth to me

LOL! Isn't that the same lady who ate my ottoman a few weeks ago???

Yeah, he had to be seriously high to do something like that! Anyway, I'm glad you're back online Joy!