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Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young Minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter
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Why men should not vacuum
A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Paul, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."
Paul gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure! Why not? Where’s the vacuum?"
Half an hour later, Paul comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running; I thought you were going to do the vacuuming?”
Exasperated, Paul answers,”The stupid thing is broken; it won't start. We need to buy a new one.”
"Really?” she says, “Show me -- it worked fine the last time.”
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,†he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.â€
“Have you arrested her?†asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.â€
It was a sad day when I discovered my universal remote control did not, in fact, control the universe. Not even remotely.
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