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10-26-2007, 05:27 PM
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Dancing Through Life
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Goodness Knows...
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Neologisms...Huh ?
Check these out and see if you can come up with your own...
or at least let us know your favorite winners ...
in no way shape or form is this intended to be offensive. Just ROFLyourAO!!
"Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate
meanings for common words. The winners are: "
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
15. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
Here are a few more ...
16. Bustard (n.), a rude bus driver.
17. Semantics (n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood.
18. Spatula: n. A fight among vampires.
19. Excruciate: n., the ligament that attaches your ex-wife to your paycheck.
20. Perplexed: adj., lost in a movie theater.
21. Population: n., that nice sensation you get when drinking soda.
22. Nincompoop: n., the military command responsible for battlefield sanitation.
23. Ineffable: adj., describes someone you absolutely cannot swear in front of.
24. Pontificate: n., a document given to each graduating pope.
25. Pimple: n., pimp's apprentice.
26. Discussion: n., a Frisbee-related head injury.
26. Ozone: n., area in which the G-spot is located.
27. Flattery: n., a place that manufactures A and B cup brassieres only.
28. Cabbage Patch: A patch for those trying to stop eating cabbage.
29. Sudafed: A software program on how to file a civil action against the government.
30. Pop Secret: Paternity suit settled without publicity.
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10-26-2007, 06:39 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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 LOL.. those are hillarious! |
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10-27-2007, 09:02 AM
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Just a simple country gal.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calif.
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I havent had my coffee yet and cant even pronounce some of those words, lol.
Hey Mike, do you have a 'sudafed'??  |
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10-27-2007, 09:32 AM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Power Surge
I havent had my coffee yet and cant even pronounce some of those words, lol.
Hey Mike, do you have a 'sudafed'?? |
LOL.. No, but I got plenty of "Balderdash"  I'll give them away if anybody wants them!  |
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10-27-2007, 09:40 AM
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Just a simple country gal.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calif.
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Lol I almost asked you about that one too!
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10-27-2007, 01:34 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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I got another one
Flea Market - Where fleas do their shopping
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10-27-2007, 03:28 PM
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Just a simple country gal.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calif.
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I was thinking that to look into starting an acting career, maybe one could start off doing a pilot. No, I dont mean 'doing a pilot' literally, but, rather, 'doing a pilot', as in a take-off movie or series. (Ask around if you dont know what that phrase 'do a pilot' means).  |
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10-27-2007, 05:43 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Power Surge
I was thinking that to look into starting an acting career, maybe one could start off doing a pilot. No, I dont mean 'doing a pilot' literally, but, rather, 'doing a pilot', as in a take-off movie or series. (Ask around if you dont know what that phrase 'do a pilot' means). |
<In a southern accent>Hey baby,wanna fly? I gotta Boeing 747 on ma computer |
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10-27-2007, 06:01 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Circle City, CA. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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I see the "Mile High Club" coming.
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10-27-2007, 08:24 PM
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Just a simple country gal.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calif.
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I've heard that phrase a couple of times: on movies.
I wouldnt be brave enough to do pilots.
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