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10-31-2007, 10:01 PM
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If you refuse to use your brain
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Heartland
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What's black and blue and brown all over?
A brunette that told one too many blond jokes.
A brunette was standing on the edge of a lake and saw another brunette on the other side.
"Hey!", she called "How do you get to the other side of the lake?"
The other brunette yelled back "You tell me. You're already there!"
A redhead went in to get her hair cut. She was wearing headphones and wouldn't take them off. The hairdresser didn't mind until she was cutting the hair under the band. She asked the woman to remove the headphones, but she refused.
The hairdresser continued working around it, then noticed the redhead had fallen asleep. She decided to remove the headphones so she could finish the cut.
As she removed the headphones the redhead started gasping for breath, then passed out and died.
Curious, the hairdresser put on the headphones, and heard:
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."
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10-31-2007, 10:03 PM
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If you refuse to use your brain
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Heartland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lt. Dan
Okay guys---Ginger or Maryanne?
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Yes, thank you.  |
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11-01-2007, 11:41 AM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
17,165 posts, read 5,701,262 times
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lt. Dan
Okay guys---Ginger or Maryanne?
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Definitely Maryanne! I had the hots for Dawn Wells when I was a kid around my early teens. 
LOL @ Tek_Freek   |
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11-01-2007, 11:45 AM
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Just a simple country gal.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calif.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tek_Freek
What's black and blue and brown all over?
A brunette that told one too many blond jokes.
A brunette was standing on the edge of a lake and saw another brunette on the other side.
"Hey!", she called "How do you get to the other side of the lake?"
The other brunette yelled back "You tell me. You're already there!"
A redhead went in to get her hair cut. She was wearing headphones and wouldn't take them off. The hairdresser didn't mind until she was cutting the hair under the band. She asked the woman to remove the headphones, but she refused.
The hairdresser continued working around it, then noticed the redhead had fallen asleep. She decided to remove the headphones so she could finish the cut.
As she removed the headphones the redhead started gasping for breath, then passed out and died.
Curious, the hairdresser put on the headphones, and heard:
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."
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Oh.......my........gawd, youre so BAD!! |
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11-02-2007, 05:46 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Power Surge
Oh.......my........gawd, youre so BAD!!
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Are those who tell the blonde jokes bad too? |
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11-02-2007, 01:39 PM
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Universal Supreme Dude
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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A redhead was in her front yard using her hedge trimmer when the tail of her cat accidentally got caught in the blades and it was cut off.
The woman grabbed the cat to rush to the nearest Walmart store to get it ReTailed. She stood to close to the edge of the road and a passing garbage truck had a large mirror sticking way out and that cut off her head.
Moral of the story.
Never lose your head over a piece of tail. Usually it is the guys of all colors who are accused of this act.
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