Fun things to do on turkey day! (house, relatives, speech)

[John1960]

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.

3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake

4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.

5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game when he comes into the room, turn off the VCR, and then turn on the regular TV.

6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.

[MeSoBe]

1. Sleep late.

2. Go out to eat.

3. Go back to sleep.

[kaykay]

Originally Posted by MeSoBe

1. Sleep late.

2. Go out to eat.

3. Go back to sleep.

Sounds like a plan to me.

[nocturnal rooster]

eat turkey get drunk and fall asleep.
sounds pretty fun to me since thanksgiving is my next day off work.

[noplacelikeWA]

In our family everyone gets a new set of pj's the night before and we stay in them all the next day. I cook the bird in my pj's, the DH runs to the store in his pj's when I run out of stuff, the kids do crafts in pj's, everyone eats snacks in there pj's, watches football in their pj's, plays games in their pj's and after we eat the bird in our pj's, we finally go to sleep in our pj's. It's really fun and if you come to our house for the big event you must wear your pj's of course.

[Rcm58]

Put Beano only in front of Grandpas plate.

Set Tivo to record porn every 5 minutes during the Macy's day parade so that it changes channels over and over again.

Make sure fat aunt Ethel gets the wobbly chair.

Take a blowtorch to your brothers fork.

Tape a rare earth magnet under the table so your sister has a hard time lifting her knife and knocks her milk over.

Put gravy on the floor under the table so the dog makes slurping sounds all through the meal.

[exhdo1]

Get up early and go to New Jersey Vietnam Veterans' Memorial to say a prayer. Get home and help my wife prepare the feast. Relatives start arriving around 1. Watch some football and eat. Start getting tired of relatives around 6. Start dropping hints around 6:15 that traffic will probably be bad so they better start packing up. Relatives finally get the repeated hints around 8. Relatives finally gone by 9. Have a piece of pumpkin pie and a coffee around 10 and pass out. NOW THATS A FUN DAY
Next day at 8 a.m. start diet again!