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Old 12-04-2007, 02:22 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and
find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter ! Old man , never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his reply, knowing he would have a good one.

In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:30 PM
 
Location: California
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Your dad is soooo funny! you made my day
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:36 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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Hi, This is not my Dad but someone elses. I got this from comedy forum.


John
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:40 PM
 
Location: California
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it's ok,it's really funny!
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Old 12-04-2007, 03:14 PM
 
Location: Sheffield, England
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Lol!!!!
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Old 12-04-2007, 03:51 PM
 
Location: Central Florida
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Good one!!!
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:31 PM
 
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