What is the best and worst thing about being a man

[Magnum Mike]

Best things about being a man?
We don't have menstrual cycles to worry about.. The only Cycles we have to worry about are the maintenance cycles on our cars, motor-cycles, and other toys...
We're not very picky on where to go to take care of business when nature calls.
We don't have to check our "make-up" and other things when nature calls.
We can walk in the rain and we don't have to worry about make-up running
We can walk around in public with no shirt on and we won't get arrested for it...
We keep everything we need in our pockets, we don't need to carry a purse..
Sorry ladies, no offense intended, we still love you.

Worst things about being a man?
Give me a few hours and I'll think of something...

I think I just started World War III...

[Dirt Grinder]

Originally Posted by Adi from the Brunswicks

...women hate physically weak guys...

The problem with generalizations is they're generally wrong.

[TN Tin Man]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

Best things about being a man?
We don't have menstrual cycles to worry about.. The only Cycles we have to worry about are the maintenance cycles on our cars, motor-cycles, and other toys...
We're not very picky on where to go to take care of business when nature calls.
We don't have to check our "make-up" and other things when nature calls.
We can walk in the rain and we don't have to worry about make-up running
We can walk around in public with no shirt on and we won't get arrested for it...
We keep everything we need in our pockets, we don't need to carry a purse..
Sorry ladies, no offense intended, we still love you.

Worst things about being a man?
Give me a few hours and I'll think of something...

I think I just started World War III...

And use the car keys for cleaning are nails and ears...

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Adi from the Brunswicks

Good thing: The casual, forgiving, and approachable nature.

Bad Thing: We are held to a standard of very high strength. Hence, women hate physically weak guys. This shouldn't be the case. People like me with get thrown out as undependable because of zero muscle power .

Strength is not always defined by physical aspects.

[wit-nit]

Best thing: being a man.
Worst thing: not being a man.

[tijlover]

It's getting easier by the day to be a man! Never have we had so easy!

But women are on a roll, trying to achieve super-human feats that were originally the realm of men.

Women serving in the military demanding to be in combat, a woman swims the English channel, a woman swims from Cuba to Florida, a woman treks across the Arctic Pole! Don't you love it!!!

"Oh sweetheart! The tire on my car is flat, would you change it for me?"

"Sure! After you rotate the wheels of my car! Just make sure you get the lug nuts on tight enough!"

[John13]

Here are five worst things I thought of very quickly:

Not allowed to show emotion, in most cases.

Too many so called rules and stereotypes make it hard to keep your "man card"

Just being yourself is very difficult.

Confidence must be high at all times.

Shy single men are doomed in the dating world because asking for a date is almost always on them.

I can't think of a "best."

[TN Tin Man]

I would like too find the person that invented the men's bike.. a brilliant idea a cross bar.

[psurangers11]

I can some it up in one song....



HEY!

what makes a man, is it the power in his hands?
is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got, to fight to the top.
so we can know your story.

now you're a man, a man, man, man.
now you're a man, a manly, manly man.
a man, man, man.
you are now a man, you're a man.
now you're a man.

LIVE IT, LIVE IT!

what makes a man, is it the woman in his arms?
just cause she has big boobies?
or is it the way, he fights every day?
No, it's probably the boobies.

now you're a man, a man, man, man.
now you're a ma-man, a ma-ma-ma-ma-man
now you're a man, M-A-N man, man.
man, man, maan.
now you're a man.

[TN Tin Man]

Teaching your son or grandson the five second rule when it falls on the floor.