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01-04-2008, 04:37 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Circle City, CA. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
3,443 posts, read 1,950,502 times
Reputation: 5797
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How many forum members does it take
to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the lightbulb has been
changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) PM/Forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start it all over
again!
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01-04-2008, 04:53 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Northern California
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Funny and very true  .
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01-04-2008, 04:55 PM
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Ak-sar-beN ~ another time and place ;-)
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: LEFT of the white house
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Yeah,,,, you get reps for posting good ones like that!  LOL
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01-04-2008, 04:55 PM
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Torn2pieces is Beautiful
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Indiana
685 posts, read 24,517 times
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Watt ?????
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01-04-2008, 05:13 PM
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Lost in Space
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: California
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That brightened my day
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01-04-2008, 05:22 PM
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If you refuse to use your brain
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Heartland
6,783 posts, read 4,494,725 times
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Here's a link I found:
Ham it up with Lights from Sam
Couldn't find anything on Snopes
I have the feeling I'm going to wake up laughing tomorrow morning because of this thread. Probably be just about the time it starts getting light outside...
Reppin' good time!
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01-04-2008, 05:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Dec 2007
139 posts, read 123,102 times
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LOL!!! That was really funny 
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01-04-2008, 06:52 PM
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No longer a member
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Join Date: Oct 2007
4,834 posts, read 1,689,052 times
Reputation: 2197
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Actually it was very creative. The OP must be in advertising or a writer of sorts...and it's sorta true ya know? 
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01-04-2008, 06:54 PM
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It's the most WONDERFUL time of the year!!! : )
Status:
"The Greatest Generation of Americans are Almost Extinct! :-("
(set 14 days ago)
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Join Date: May 2006
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Reputation: 9901
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01-04-2008, 06:56 PM
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No longer a member
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Join Date: Oct 2007
4,834 posts, read 1,689,052 times
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