In the mid 80s I was 6'2", broad-shouldered and wore a Mohawk. I was in Atlantic City walking out of a casino with a friend and some guys are walking in, wide-eye staring and pointing at me mumbling
"Bam Bam. It's Bam Bam Bigelow. You're Bam Bam Bigelow, right?"
"Nah man, you have me confused with someone else. Sorry." They walk away, dejected at which point I grab my friend and put him in a fireman's carry and make like I'm about to body slam him on the ground when the guys start hooting and hollerin' "I told you that was Bam Bam! I told you!".
I was vaguely familiar with this Bam Bam and I looked nothing like him. This guy was a couple of inches taller and broader than me. Anyway, may be on some level I helped make the trip to Atlantic City worth it to those guys.
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Late 90s I was mistaken for Jim Carrey and Nicholas Cage. Jim I can understand and see a little, but not Cage. I saw Cage in NYC coming out of a museum with his daughter(guess) and he looked busted and old. His face looked like a faux leather chair in a diner that had seen better days.
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Recently before I shaved off all my hair, I was mistaken for Dane Cook. Yes, I puffed out my chest a little as I typed this
Now I walk around bald. I went for the Vin Diesel look, would have settled for Bruce Willis, but unfortunately ended up with George the Animal Steele. Just a matter of time, just a matter of time